A Woman’s Charm Is 50% Illusion

today i finally understood something

god congratulations i wish i understood anything

me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit… fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Why didn’t Zendaya’s parents give her a last name

they did its meechee

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

Why is this so funny to me

OHHHH MY GOd

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

yeah but they wont hold forever…

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you