survivor

❝ You kill because you like it. ❞

❝ And every one of them deserved it. ❞

❝ I keep telling you, I can fix it for you if you’ll only say the word. ❞

❝ This ends like it started. In blood. ❞

❝ I don’t know who they think they’re kidding ❞

❝ Don’t think the past means shit to me. ❞

❝ There is a great beast loose in the world of men. ❞

❝ They aren’t coming back no matter what you do. ❞

❝ Someone’s been watching war movies. ❞

❝ Note the restlessness, the constant need for violent action that characterizes the true adrenaline junkie. ❞

❝ Pretend it never happened. Deny, deny, deny. ❞

❝ Don’t even know what planet I’m on. But I think I’m about to find out. ❞

❝ You can kill every single one of them. That’s the gift I’ll give you.❞

❝ Every night I go out and make the world sane. ❞

❝ Trying to pretend you’re just an ordinary Joe. Spare me, will you? ❞

❝ Don’t lose it. You lose it, and you’re no help to anyone. ❞

❝ I went as far as I ever want to go, this time. ❞

❝ This ‘real America’? It’s a fucking dream, man. ❞

❝ I don’t work for or with anyone. Eventually they let you down. ❞

❝ You made it, you silly son of a bitch. ❞

❝ Still seeing triple here. Not good at all. ❞

❝ You know, he is in great shape for a guy his age. I wonder if he’s got a big dick? ❞

❝ Crime never ends. It claims its victims. ❞

❝ In the end I guess it’s easy after all. ❞

❝ That’s an M60. He just put an M60 in the back of that Subaru. ❞

❝ You really going to beg? ❞

❝ That’s when I knew I was getting desperate. ❞

❝ I think you’re still a human being. ❞

❝ Seeking without realizing. Into the nightmare again and again. ❞

❝ I believe some… darkness reached out to you. ❞

❝ I’m a fucking people person, aren’t I? ❞

❝ If the moment comes, pal, don’t kid yourself you’ll last a second. ❞

❝ All you did was lose control. ❞

❝ When the time comes, I can put him down like a rabid dog. ❞

❝ Go to hell where you belong, you cock-sucker. ❞

❝ A war that lasts forever, a war that never ends, but you have to say the word. ❞

❝ Was there a time you weren’t so certain of yourself, that your life wasn’t a foregone conclusion? ❞

❝ You take no pleasure in what you do, take no pleasure in anything that I can see. ❞

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❛ who’s bill murray? ❜

❛ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❜

❛ I mean, that’s like asking who gandhi is. ❜

❛ who’s gandhi? ❜

❛ is that how you say hello where you come from? ❜

❛ oh, my god, I can’t believe I shot bill murray. ❜

❛ I don’t think we’re gonna be able to stitch this. ❜

❛ ah. that’s still tender. ❜

❛ you think you might pull through? ❜

❛ if it means anything now, I am so sorry. it was just instinctive. ❜

❛ I was never a very good practical joker. ❜

❛ so do you have any regrets? ❜

❛ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❜

❛ that’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie. ❜

❛ I don’t mean to gush. ❜

❛ This is so surreal. ❜

❛ I mean, you probably get this all the time. ❜

❛ where’s the fucking twinkies? ❜

❛ I hate coconut. not the taste, consistency. ❜

❛ oh, this twinkie thing, it ain’t over yet. ❜

❛ they’re in the back, aren’t they? ❜

❛ I’m really sorry. she was like a crouching tiger… ❜

❛ you got taken hostage by a twelve year old? ❜

❛ twelve’s the new twenty. gun please. ❜

❛ like you would ever use that thing. ❜

❛ don’t kill me with my own gun!! ❜

❛ are you fucking with me? ❜

❛ you ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle? ❜

❛ time to nut up or shut up! ❜

❛ 1997. was that a good year? ❜

❛ and nobody picked you? ❜

❛ take away a man’s son, you’ve truly given him nothing left to lose. ❜

❛ I haven’t cried like that since titanic. ❜

❛ the first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❜

❛ you are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❜

❛ finally got to first base. not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❜

❛ have you heard about pacific playland? there are no zombies there. ❜

❛ that place totally blows! ❜

❛ this is now the united states of zombieland. ❜

❛ okay. let me begin my three-part apology by saying that I think you’re a wonderful human, with great potential. ❜

❛ I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❜

❛ oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s ghostbusters. ❜

❛ shit! fuck! ❜

❛ ow, I’m on fire! ouch! ❜

❛ the hell I am. ❜

❛ where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❜

❛ it’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❜

❛ are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❜

❛ no. I knew a guy way worse at that than me. ❜

❛ there are no penguins on the north pole. ❜

❛ you wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❜

❛ let’s play the quiet game. ❜

❛ have you never played the quiet game? ❜

❛ poor flat bastard. ❜

❛ here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❜

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

“  let’s go home.  ” “  um,  excuse me?  ” “  you broke it.  ” “  need a hand?  ” “  please,  help me.  ” “  i missed you.  ” “  i’m not sorry.  ” “  tell the truth.  ” “  what happened here?  ” “  got a minute?  ” “  life’s a bitch.  ” “  you’ve done enough.  ” “  i’m still learning.  ” “  don’t touch me.  ” “  was that you?  ” “  there’s no god.  ” “  you deserve better.  ” “  you’re a saint.  ” “  you are enough.  ” “  maybe you’re right.  ” “  this will pass.  ” “  you complete me.  ” “  you got this.  ”

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑

“  don’t be so dramatic.  ” “  no guts,  no glory.  ” “  i’m calling for help.  ” “  run away with me.  ” “  it’s always been you.  ” “  some things take time.  ” “  you’re being awfully quiet.  ” “  please don’t hurt me.  ” “  snap out of it.  ” “  did you miss me?  ” “  how do i look?  ” “  i wanna get better.  ” “  whatever floats your boat.  ” “  i’ll love you always.  ” “  what are you waiting for?  ” “  at least i tried.  ” “  give me a kiss.  ” “  what’s the fucking point?  ” “  god,  i love you.  ” “  i’m doing my best.  ” “  i waited for you.  ” “  you woke me up.  ” “  stay with me tonight.  ”

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