❧ 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒.

feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. to suit your needs.

❛ I know you've heard stories about me. ❜

❛ well, let me tell you a different story. ❜

❛ you're weak. and we know what happens to the weak. ❜

❛ you judge me. judge us. ❜

❛ he said your sin is wrath. he was wrong. ❜

❛ you would let the entire world burn before you swallowed your pride. ❜

❛ a seal has been opened. ❜

❛ feared by many. misunderstood by all... except me. ❜

❛ he was loving, kind, full of joy. he was easily preyed upon. ❜

❛ but he was my brother. and those responsible for his death will be punished. I promise you that. ❜

❛ he fought our parents, he fought the government... he fought me. ❜

❛ the demons that he brought home from the war consumed him. ❜

❛ she was like many of you when she came from me; broken, lost. ❜

❛ so we must never lose faith. and those that try to harm us... will suffer. ❜

❛  my family... my brothers, my sisters, they’ve been taken from me. ❜

❛ I thought I knew god's plan... but I was wrong. ❜

❛ I was blind... but now I see. ❜

❛ you took my family from me so that I could have yours. ❜

❛ we will welcome them with open arms... just as we will welcome you. ❜

❛ we will be waiting for you. ❜

❛ but god is watching us. ❜

❛ I told you, we were living in a world on the brink. ❜

❛ every choice, every slight, every injustice, reveals our sins. ❜

❛ countless people have been killed, and it is your fault. ❜

❛ the world is on fire, and it's your fault. ❜

❛ was it worth it? ❜

❛ when are you gonna realize that not every problem can be solved with a bullet. ❜

❛ when you first came here, I gave you the choice to walk away. ❜

❛ in the face of god, I'm making you that offer one last time. ❜

❛ the collapse is upon us, and the reaping has begun ❜

❛ the path to eden is clear to those who have faith. ❜

❛ now, the collapse is upon us, and this time, the lives of the few outweigh the lives of the many. ❜

❛ despite all that you have done, you are not beyond salvation. ❜

❛ you’re not here by accident or by chance. ❜

❛ we will not let their greed, their immorality, their depravity, hurt us anymore.  ❜

❛ sin must be exposed so it may be absolved.  ❜

❛ did you think you were free? ❜

❛ you were born pure. follow the path and find that purity again.  ❜

❛ no one is coming to save you. ❜

❛ if violence is the only language you choose to speak, then I'll speak your language. ❜

❛ something is coming, you can feel it, can't you? ❜

❛ the weak have their purpose. you'll understand that soon enough. ❜

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ the worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't. ❜

❛ I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realise, it's a comedy. ❜

❛ you don't listen, do you? ❜

❛ how's you job? ❜

❛ are you having any negative thoughts? ❜

❛ all I have are negative thoughts. ❜

❛ for my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. ❜

❛ is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there? ❜

❛ how 'bout another joke? ❜

❛ no, I think we've had enough of your jokes. ❜

❛ I'll tell you what you get! you get what you fuckin' deserve! ❜

❛ my mother always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. ❜

❛ she told me I had a purpose: to bring laughter and joy to the world. ❜

❛ I'm waiting for the punchline. ❜

❛ there is no punchline. ❜

❛ is something funny? ❜

❛ I just thought of a funny joke! ❜

❛ nobody's civil anymore. ❜

❛ comedy is subjective, isn't that what they say? ❜

❛ they don't give a shit about people like you. and they don't give a shit about people like me either. ❜

❛ everybody's telling me my stand-ups, are ready for the big clubs. ❜

❛ I killed those guys because they were awful. ❜

❛ everybody is awful these days. ❜

❛ it's enough to make anyone crazy. ❜

❛ I had a bad day. ❜

❛ were you following me today? ❜

❛ ugh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? ❜

❛ if it was me dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over me! ❜

❛ I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! ❜

❛ do I look like the kind of clown that can start a movement? ❜

❛ you know I do stand-up comedy, you should come see a show sometime. ❜

❛ I could do that. ❜

❛ all that sacrifice, she must love you very much. ❜

❛ touch my son again and I'll fucking kill you! ❜

❛ is this a joke to you? ❜

❛ I feel like I know you... I've been watching you forever. ❜

❛ would you please stop bothering my kid? ❜

❛ the whole city's on fire 'cause of you. ❜

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ our father who art in heaven? seriously? what the actual fuck? ❜

❛ blessed be the fruit loops. ❜

❛ how long you been holding onto that one? ❜

❛ you a good witch or a bad witch? ❜

❛ blessed be the fruit. ❜

❛ go fuck yourself. ❜

❛ I'm getting myself in deep shit. ❜

❛ stars and stripes forever, baby. ❜

❛ if you had done better research you would know I would never betray my country. ❜

❛ we can try for a boy this time. ❜

❛ she will obey his word. ❜

❛ she cannot read his word. ❜

❛ someone once said that men are afraid women will laugh at them. women are afraid men will kill them. ❜

❛ cows don’t get married. ❜

❛ so far all you’ve offered me is coconuts and treason. ❜

❛ love is patient, love is kind. ❜

❛ you know my fucking name. ❜

❛ I shouldn’t have expected you to understand. ❜

❛ you have no idea what it is like to have a child of your own flesh and blood. and you never will. ❜

❛ owners are polite but creepy as fuck. ❜

❛ you can go directly to the airport. we’ll have your luggage brought down. ❜

❛ you and your wife are no longer welcome in canada. ❜

❛ forgive me, is there an issue? ❜

❛ are you really going to cancel an entire agenda based on some anonymous slander? ❜

❛ we believe the women. ❜

❛ yesterday you believed me. ❜

❛ our former position is no longer sustainable. ❜

❛ see? this is the problem. ❜

❛ how am I supposed to motivate employees if I can't leverage salaries? ❜

❛ ceremony tonight. ❜

❛ huh? no, get up. ❜

❛ not gonna do that with you. ❜

❛ go to your room! ❜

❛ your girlfriend is a badass. ❜

❛ oh, tequila. I miss you most of all. ❜

❛ what sins? ❜

❛ what sins was she hiding? ❜

❛ she wasn't strong enough. ❜

❛ she should have been smarter. ❜

❛ she was trying to understand god! for fuck's sake. ❜

❛ don't use that language around my daughter! ❜

❛ how are you going to keep her safe? ❜

❛ are you going to lock her up here like an orchid? ❜

❛ my daughter will be raised appropriately. ❜

❛ holy scripture is a miracle. ❜

❛ we believe that our sons and daughters should be taught to read it. ❜

❛ thank you. we will certainly discuss the issue seriously. ❜

❛ what are you going to do when they come for your daughter? ❜

❛ mind your tongue. ❜

❛ how's it feel? ❜

❛ praise be. ❜

❛ do you think they're together in heaven? ❜

❛ why do you always see the bad side? am I complaining all the time? no, I'm not. ❜

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ who's bill murray? ❜

❛ I've never hit a kid before. ❜

❛ I mean, that's like asking who gandhi is. ❜

❛ who's gandhi? ❜

❛ is that how you say hello where you come from? ❜

❛ oh, my god, I can't believe I shot bill murray. ❜

❛ I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this. ❜

❛ ah. that's still tender. ❜

❛ you think you might pull through? ❜

❛ if it means anything now, I am so sorry. it was just instinctive. ❜

❛ I was never a very good practical joker. ❜

❛ so do you have any regrets? ❜

❛ I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig. ❜

❛ that's the worst goodbye I've ever heard, and you stole it from a movie. ❜

❛ I don't mean to gush. ❜

❛ This is so surreal. ❜

❛ I mean, you probably get this all the time. ❜

❛ where's the fucking twinkies? ❜

❛ I hate coconut. not the taste, consistency. ❜

❛ oh, this twinkie thing, it ain't over yet. ❜

❛ they're in the back, aren't they? ❜

❛ I'm really sorry. she was like a crouching tiger... ❜

❛ you got taken hostage by a twelve year old? ❜

❛ twelve's the new twenty. gun please. ❜

❛ like you would ever use that thing. ❜

❛ don't kill me with my own gun!! ❜

❛ are you fucking with me? ❜

❛ you ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle? ❜

❛ time to nut up or shut up! ❜

❛ 1997. was that a good year? ❜

❛ and nobody picked you? ❜

❛ take away a man's son, you've truly given him nothing left to lose. ❜

❛ I haven't cried like that since titanic. ❜

❛ the first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❜

❛ you are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❜

❛ finally got to first base. not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❜

❛ have you heard about pacific playland? there are no zombies there. ❜

❛ that place totally blows! ❜

❛ this is now the united states of zombieland. ❜

❛ okay. let me begin my three-part apology by saying that I think you're a wonderful human, with great potential. ❜

❛ I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❜

❛ oh, this is so exciting, you're about to learn who you're gonna call... it's ghostbusters. ❜

❛ shit! fuck! ❜

❛ ow, I'm on fire! ouch! ❜

❛ the hell I am. ❜

❛ where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❜

❛ it's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❜

❛ are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else's story? ❜

❛ no. I knew a guy way worse at that than me. ❜

❛ there are no penguins on the north pole. ❜

❛ you wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❜

❛ let's play the quiet game. ❜

❛ have you never played the quiet game? ❜

❛ poor flat bastard. ❜

❛ here's the deal: I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch. ❜

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❛ I don't need oranges. I just need to scream. ❜

❛ I am to make myself clean. ❜

❛ she does this again and I'm not around, you slap her. hard. ❜

❛ fuck. ❜

❛ now I'm awake to the world. ❜

❛ I was asleep before. ❜

❛ they said it would be temporary. ❜

❛ in a gradually heating bathtub, you'd be boiled to death before you knew it. ❜

❛ remember your scripture. ❜

❛ nolite te bastardes carborundorum, bitches. ❜

❛ she helped me find my way out. ❜

❛ she is dead. ❜

❛ she is alive. ❜

❛ she is me. ❜

❛ we only wanted to make the world better. ❜

❛ better never means better for everyone. It always means worse for some. ❜

❛ they didn't get everything. ❜

❛ there was something inside of her that they couldn't take away. ❜

❛ she looked invincible. ❜

❛ love isn't real, it was never anything more than lust, with a good marketing campaign! ❜

❛ a perfect gift. ❜

❛ there's always someone, even when there's no one. ❜

❛ I will not be that girl in the box. ❜

❛ praise be bitch, here's your damn package. ❜

❛ it's their fault. ❜

❛ they should have never given us uniforms if they didn't want us to be an army. ❜

❛ whether this is my end or a new beginning, I have no way of knowing. ❜

❛ I have given myself over into the hands of strangers. ❜

❛ I have no choice. ❜

❛ it can't be helped. ❜

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❛ be twice as powerful as you think you are. ❜

❛ I didn’t see her love; I felt it, as plainly as the sun. ❜

❛ if I conquered all my demons there wouldn’t be much left of me. ❜

❛ I’m tired of their stories, let’s write our own. ❜

❛ the sunset has painted you so perfectly. ❜

❛ but of course adventures run on all sorts of whiskey. ❜

❛ don’t worry about what the world thinks. ❜

❛ love her but leave her wild. ❜

❛ today is the day to love yourself. it’s here. ❜

❛ she taught me first to love myself, after that, loving her was easy. ❜

❛ the trick to life is to have the courage to walk down the path that’s lit up in your heart. ❜

❛ she was made of magic that only I could see. ❜

❛ sometimes friends are the only escape we have from ourselves. ❜

❛ my demons can’t swim in whiskey but they sure try. ❜

❛ we humans have a limited patience for reality. ❜

❛ boys learn too late that being ‘the man,‘ is not the same thing as being a man. ❜

❛ life is too short not to pretend you’re magnificent. ❜

❛ thinking of you is a poison I drink often. ❜

❛ walk towards the good in life and one day you will arrive. ❜

❛ my parents may have failed me, but at least chocolate still loves me unconditionally. ❜

❛ I will never be perfect for you, but I will always imperfectly try to be. ❜

❛ just enough madness to make her interesting. ❜

❛ the day I met you I began to forget a life without you. ❜

❛ the way she smiled at me made loud the silence of the room. ❜

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BUBBLEGUM BITCH

❛ don't care if you think I'm dumb. ❜

❛ I don't care at all. ❜

❛ I'm the girl you'd die for. ❜

❛ I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out. ❜

❛ I'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart. ❜

❛ hit me with your sweet love, steal me with a kiss. ❜

❛ he made my doll heart light up with joy. ❜

❛ I think you're gonna be my biggest fan. ❜

PRIMADONNA

❛ all I ever wanted was the world. ❜

❛ I can't help that I need it all. ❜

❛ you say that I'm kinda difficult. ❜

❛ got you wrapped around my finger, babe. ❜

❛ you can count on me to misbehave. ❜

❛ would you do anything for me? ❜

❛ would you get down on your knees for me? ❜

❛ pop that pretty question right now, baby. ❜

❛ I know I've got a big ego. ❜

❛ I really don't know why it's such a big deal, though. ❜

❛ I wanna be adored. ❜

LIES

❛ you're never gonna love me, so what's the use? ❜

❛ what's the point in playing a game you're gonna lose? ❜

❛ what's the point in saying you love me like a friend? ❜

❛ what's the point in saying it's never gonna end? ❜

❛ you're too proud to say that you've made a mistake. ❜

❛ you're a coward 'til the end. ❜

❛ why don't we just pretend? ❜

❛ I can't let you go. ❜

❛ I just want it to be perfect. ❜

❛ you only ever touch me in the dark. ❜

HOMEWRECKER

❛ the good are never easy. ❜

❛ loving never happens like you think it really should. ❜

❛ you'll find me in the lonely hearts. ❜

❛ I don't belong to anyone. ❜

❛ they call me homewrecker. ❜

❛ we're all very lovely 'til we get to know each other. ❜

❛ I'm only happy when I'm on the run. ❜

❛ I break a million hearts just for fun. ❜

❛ I guess you could say that my life's a mess. ❜

❛ but I'm still looking pretty in this dress. ❜

❛ I'm the image of deception. ❜

❛ so you and I will never last. ❜

STARRING ROLE

❛ you're hard to hug, tough to talk to. ❜

❛ all you give me is a heartbeat. ❜

❛ 'cause the only time you open up is when we get undressed. ❜

❛ you don't love me, big fucking deal. ❜

❛ I'll never tell you how I feel. ❜

❛ sometimes I ignore you, so I feel in control. ❜

❛ fed up with the fantasies that cover what is wrong. ❜

❛ come on, baby, let's just get drunk, forget we don't get on. ❜

❛ you like my dad, you get on well. ❜

❛ I send my best regards from hell. ❜

❛ I'll never set you free. ❜

THE STATE OF DREAMING

❛ I live my life inside a dream. ❜

❛ I would sell my sorry soul, if I could have it all. ❜

❛ my life is a play. ❜

❛ I've been living in the state of dreaming. ❜

❛ all I really want is to be wonderful. ❜

POWER AND CONTROL

❛ that's just how you are with love. ❜

❛ yeah, you may be good looking, but you're not a piece of art. ❜

❛ I'm gonna make you fall. ❜

❛ a human vulnerability doesn't mean that I am weak ❜

❛ you can't have peace without a war. ❜

LIVING DEAD

❛ everyday I feel the same; stuck, and I can never change. ❜

❛ but was it really worth it? ❜

❛ did I really deserve it? ❜

❛ I'm living dead. ❜

❛ I haven't lived life. ❜

TEEN IDLE

❛ I don't know why but I feel conned. ❜

❛ I wish I hadn't been so clean. ❜

❛ I wanna stay inside all day. ❜

❛ I want the world to go away. ❜

❛ I want blood, guts and chocolate cake. ❜

❛  I wanna be a real fake. ❜

❛ I wanna drink until I ache. ❜

❛ I wanna make a big mistake. ❜

❛ I want blood, guts and angel cake. ❜

❛ I wish I wasn't such a narcissist. ❜

❛ oh, god! I'm gonna die alone. ❜

❛ ain't youth meant to be beautiful? ❜

VALLEY OF THE DOLLS

❛ got a hole inside of me. ❜

❛ and now I die slow. ❜

❛ living with identities that do not belong to me. ❜

❛ now I’m ready for the last hoorah. ❜

❛ pick a personality for free. ❜

❛ I can feel it coming to the end. ❜

HYPOCRATES

❛ you say that love is not that easy. ❜

❛ I’m sick and tired of all your preaching. ❜

❛ who are you to tell me who to be? ❜

❛ I know you only want to own me. ❜

❛ you tell me one thing and do another. ❜

❛ you played the martyr for so long. ❜

FEAR AND LOATHING

❛  I've lived a lot of different lives. ❜

❛ I live my life in bitterness. ❜

❛ I see it for the first time. ❜

❛ there is no crime in being kind. ❜

❛ not everyone is out to screw you over. ❜

❛ maybe they just wanna get to know you. ❜

❛ baby you don't have to live your life in fear. ❜

❛  don't wanna live in fear and loathing. ❜

❛ I wanna feel like I am floating. ❜

❛ got different people inside my head. ❜

❛ I wonder which one that they like best. ❜

❛ I'm done with tryna have it all. ❜

❛ I wanna touch the edge of greatness. ❜

RADIOACTIVE

❛ baby I'm gonna leave you drowning until you reach for my hand. ❜

❛ but baby I'm the one who left you, you're not the one who left me. ❜

❛  when you’re around me, I’m radioactive. ❜

❛ my heart is nuclear. ❜

❛ my blood is radioactive. ❜

SEX YEAH

❛  nothing is provocative anymore. ❜

❛ question what the TV tells you. ❜

❛ question what a pop star sells you. ❜

❛ question mom and question dad. ❜

❛ question good and question bad. ❜

❛ and yeah the truth hurts. ❜

❛ all my life I've felt it deep inside of me. ❜

LONELY HEARTS CLUB

❛ I go to bed feeling bad, that I'm the reason that you're sad. ❜

❛ january to December, do you wanna be a member? ❜

❛ do you want to be with somebody like me? ❜

❛ I feel like if I'm too kind then you will only change your mind. ❜

❛ take advantage of my heart and I'll go back into the dark. ❜

❛ love will never be forever, feelings are just like the weather. ❜

BUY THE STARS

❛ because your life is dark and it needs some light. ❜

❛ you named it after me, but I'm not yours to keep. ❜

❛ we only own our hell. ❜

❛ and if you don't know that by now, then you don't know me that well. ❜

❛  all my life I've been so lonely. ❜

❛ all in the name of being holy. ❜

❛ but it wouldn't change who you are. ❜

❛ you're still living life in the dark. ❜

❛ it's just who you are. ❜

❛ the light inside you died. ❜

❛ you know only how to own me. ❜

❛ we come alone and alone we die. ❜

HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER

❛ rule number one is that you gotta have fun. ❜

❛  boys they like a little danger. ❜

❛ boys they like the look of danger. ❜

❛ at least I think I do! ❜

❛ kiss him goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more. ❜

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❛ I do not standby in the presence of evil! ❜

❛ that... looks... fatal. ❜

❛ fuck your mercy. ❜

❛ you made the biggest mistake of your life. ❜

❛ and what's that? ❜

❛ this is just a body. it's not bad or good. that part's up to you. ❜

❛ I'd do whatever I had to for you. ❜

❛ I'd give you my heart. ❜

❛ we go back we'll be on the run forever. ❜

❛ wait here. ❜

❛ try not to kill anybody. ❜

❛ what I want is not there. ❜

❛ I don't mean to be rude, but am I supposed to know you? ❜

❛ actually we just met. ❜

❛ you've been given a chance to start over with a clean slate. how many of us get that? ❜

❛ whatever you were, it's not who you are now. ❜

❛ they will come for you. ❜

❛ I believe you are someone truly special. ❜

❛ oh... so innocent. ❜

❛ thank you for saving me. ❜

❛ I'm not your daughter. I don't know what I am. ❜

❛ little flea. ❜

❛ this was your daughter? ❜

❛ she was murdered. ❜

❛ forget it. I won't do it. ❜

❛ that's fine. fine. ❜

❛ I should have known! ❜

❛ mmm. that's so good. what do you call this? ❜

❛ and do you know who I am? ❜

❛ let's look at the bright side. ❜

❛ theoretically, you should remember something. ❜

❛ I don't even know my own name. ❜

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❛ are you looking at me in my face?! ❜

❛ stop! stop running! ❜

❛ I heard you like to pick on women, do you want to pick on me?! ❜

❛ there are some things in this world we will never fully understand. ❜

❛ we want answers. ❜

❛ come on the bed and feel the vibrations with me. ❜

❛ being scalded by that potsticker has jolted my mind back to the task at hand. ❜

❛ we debunked this as not being not a ghost. ❜

❛ I can’t give you an explanation. ❜

❛ it’s an animal head skull! ❜

❛ bro, it just winked at me. ❜

❛ what was that?! ❜

❛ did someone just scratch me?! ❜

❛ go play with my balls. ❜

❛ there’s a teeny tiny figure on my recorder! ❜

❛ we’ve debunked that orb as not being dust. ❜

❛ come and harm me! ❜

❛ I would later regret that comment. ❜

❛ it’s a cow, man! ❜

❛ and I hope you hear me up there, in the damn attic! ❜

❛ oh my god, bro. ❜

❛ do you like us being here? ❜

❛ it feels like I got stabbed. ❜

❛ you want to tickle my big ol’ long toes? ❜

❛ I heard what sounded like a witch mixed with a bobcat. ❜

❛ your attacks on women and old people are gonna stop! ❜

❛ whoa, it said whoa after I said whoa. ❜

❛ why me? ❜

❛ hey, bowling ball, looking at you. ❜

❛ take the gold. ❜

❛ get out! ❜

❛ if this is the portal to hell, why don’t you come up out of that ground, and get us? ❜

❛ I’m gonna put this between my legs, because I hear that’s where the incubus likes it. ❜

❛ that spider went straight for my jugular! ❜

❛ we’re not here for beauty, we’re here for darkness. ❜

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BAD GUY

❛ think you're so criminal. ❜

❛ my soul? So cynical. ❜

❛ so you're a tough guy. ❜

❛ I'm the bad guy. duh. ❜

❛ I like it when you take control. ❜

❛ I'll be your animal. ❜

❛ my mommy likes to sing along with me. ❜

❛ she'll pity the men I know. ❜

❛ I'm only good at bein' bad. ❜

❛ I like when you get mad. ❜

❛ I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone. ❜

❛ you said she's scared of me? ❜

XANNY

❛ what is it about them? ❜

❛ I must be missing something. ❜

❛ I don't need a xanny to feel better. ❜

❛ they're late to every party. ❜

❛ nobody's ever sorry. ❜

❛ please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk. ❜

❛ I can't afford to love someone. ❜

YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A CROWN

❛ wait till the world is mine. ❜

❛ you should see me in a crown. ❜

❛ I'm gonna run this nothing town. ❜

❛ watch me make 'em bow. ❜

❛ your silence is my favorite sound. ❜

❛ I like the way they all scream. ❜

❛ come over baby. ❜

❛ I think you're pretty. ❜

❛ I'm okay. ❜

❛ I'm not your baby. ❜

ALL GOOD GIRLS GO TO HELL

❛ can't commit to anything but a crime. ❜

❛ got friends but can't invite them. ❜

❛ my turn to ignore ya. ❜

❛ don't say I didn't warn ya. ❜

❛ all the good girls go to hell. ❜

❛ 'cause even God herself has enemies. ❜

❛ she'll want the devil on her team. ❜

❛ look at you needing me. ❜

❛ peter should know better. ❜

❛ your cover up is caving in. ❜

❛ why are we saving him? ❜

❛ begging for our help, wow! ❜

❛ There's nothing left to save now. ❜

WISH YOU WERE GAY

❛ baby, I don't feel so good. ❜

❛ I'll never let you go. ❜

❛ four days has never felt so long. ❜

❛ I just wanna make you feel okay. ❜

❛ but all you do is look the other way. ❜

❛ I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay. ❜

❛ I just kinda wish you were gay. ❜

❛ Is there a reason we're not through? ❜

❛ how am I supposed to make you feel okay? ❜

❛ don't say I'm not your type. ❜

❛ I'm so selfish. ❜

WHEN THE PARTY’S OVER

❛ don't you know I'm no good for you? ❜

❛ but nothing ever stops you leaving. ❜

❛ I could lie, say I like it like that. ❜

❛ don't you know too much already? ❜

❛ I'll only hurt you if you let me. ❜

❛ call me friend, but keep me closer. ❜

❛ I'll call you when the party's over. ❜

❛ let's just let it go. ❜

❛ let me let you go. ❜

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❛ wait a minute, let me finish. ❜

❛ I know you don't care, but can you listen? ❜

❛ I never really know how to please you. ❜

❛ I guess I'm gonna go. ❜

❛ I just never know how you feel. ❜

❛ do you even feel anything? ❜

❛ don't treat me badly. ❜

❛ I know you're not sorry. ❜

MY STRANGE ADDICTION

❛ don't ask questions, you don't wanna know. ❜

❛ learned my lesson way too long ago. ❜

❛ one of us is gonna lose. ❜

❛ you are my strange addiction. ❜

❛ put your lips on my skin and you might ignite it. ❜

❛ can't you tell I'm wired? ❜

❛ tell me nothing lasts, like I don't know. ❜

BURY A FRIEND

❛ what do you want from me? ❜

❛ why don't you run from me? ❜

❛ what are you wondering? ❜

❛ what do you know? ❜

❛ why aren't you scared of me? ❜

❛ why do you care for me? ❜

❛ when we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❜

❛ say it, spit it out. ❜

❛ what is it exactly? ❜

❛ am I satisfactory? ❜

❛ I wanna end me. ❜

❛ I'll meet you in the park. ❜

❛ it's probably somethin' that shouldn't be said out loud. ❜

❛ honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜

❛ the debt I owe, gotta sell my soul. ❜

ILOMILO

❛ told you not to worry. ❜

❛ honey, what's your hurry? ❜

❛ remember not to get too close to stars. ❜

❛ where did you go? ❜

❛ I can't lose another life. ❜

❛ hurry, I'm worried. ❜

❛ I tried not to upset you. ❜

❛ I just wanted to protect you. ❜

❛ I don't care if it's a lie. ❜

LISTEN BEFORE I GO

❛ take me to the rooftop. ❜

❛ I wanna see the world when I stop breathing. ❜

❛ better hurry 'cause I'm leavin' soon. ❜

❛ sorry can't save me now. ❜

❛ sorry I don't know how. ❜

❛ I'm not okay, I feel so scattered. ❜

❛ don't say I'm all that matters. ❜

❛ call my friends and tell them that I love them. ❜

❛ but I'm not sorry. ❜

I LOVE YOU

❛ it's not true, tell me I've been lied to. ❜

❛ what the hell did I do? ❜

❛ nothing has to change today.   ❜

❛ you didn't mean to say I love you. ❜

❛ I wish we never learned to fly. ❜

❛ didn't mean to make you cry. ❜

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❛ the world is on the brink! ❜

❛ the mind is a fragile thing. takes only the slightest tap to tip it in the wrong direction. ❜

❛ you feel like you don't belong here. ❜

❛ they can't begin to comprehend what you are. ❜

❛ I had to keep her stable. I protected her. ❜

❛ I've seen evil... and I'm looking at it now. ❜

❛ they're right to fear me. ❜

❛ tell me how to fix this! tell me what to do! ❜

❛ I don't know what to do! ❜

❛ I came here looking for answers. ❜

❛ you didn't come here looking for answers. you came here looking for permission. ❜

❛ but she's still our friend. ❜

❛ they say you can fix me? ❜

❛ you are not broken. ❜

❛ this is your fault.   ❜

❛ why did you make me do that? she was my friend... ❜

❛ there's still hope. don't do this! ❜

❛ I'm scared. and when I lose control, bad things happen to the people I love. ❜

❛ if you touch her, I'll fucking kill you. ❜

❛ what they don't understand, they fear. and what they fear... ❜

❛ look at me, focus on my voice. ❜

❛ stop, stop, STOP! ❜

❛ what are we? ❜

❛ sometimes, you want to believe that people are something that they are not. by the time you realize who they are, it's too late. ❜

❛ she's coming. ❜

❛ hello, old friend. ❜

❛ stay out of my way. ❜

❛ I'm sorry for what she did. but I can't let you go in there. ❜

❛ we do this here now? they'll see us as monsters. ❜

❛ what did I tell you? ❜

❛ the girl dies! ❜

❛ your emotions make you weak. ❜

❛ no. my emotions make me strong. ❜

❛ that power... destroyed everything it came into contact with. ❜

❛ I break things. ❜

❛ how's this sound? if you break something, I can fix it. ❜

❛ I don't want to fight you. ❜

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❛ good thoughts, good words, good deeds. ❜

❛ just like you taught me, papa. ❜

❛ it goes on forever, six bloody minutes! ❜

❛ I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever. ❜

❛ I've got to make an impression, darling! ❜

❛ you look like an angry lizard! ❜

❛ they're puritans in public, perverts in private. ❜

❛ we belong to them. ❜

❛ what do you think? ❜

❛ gayer. ❜

❛ we need a song teenagers can bang their heads to in a car. ❜

❛ the human condition requires a bit of anesthesia. ❜

❛ what on earth is it about? ❜

❛ you're a legend. ❜

❛ you're bloody right I am! ❜

❛ we're all legends. ❜

❛ come and find me when you decide to like yourself. ❜

❛ then we'll punch a hole in the sky. ❜

❛ so now what? ❜

❛ oh, this is when the operatic section comes in. ❜

❛ do it again. ❜

❛ how many more galileos do you want?! ❜

❛ what's the lyric? ❜

❛ don't you see what you can be? ❜

❛ let's do it. ❜

❛ we believe in each other... that's everything. ❜

❛ nice chap. ❜

❛ I think he's gay. ❜

❛ they just need a bit of time. ❜

❛ what if I don't have time? ❜

❛ your life is going to be very difficult. ❜

❛ I'm just a musical prostitute. ❜

❛ fortune favors the bold. ❜

❛ what, you think you can do better? ❜

❛ everybody's a critic... ❜

❛ not the coffee machine! ❜

❛ the sun always sets behind you on miami beach. ❜

❛ I'm not from pakistan. ❜

❛ we're family. we believe in each other. that's everything. ❜

❛ my balls are in my chest. ❜

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❛ I had a purpose, I was needed again and again and again. ❜

❛ with each new life I was learning a new lesson. ❜

❛ just be here now. ❜

❛ that's a dog's purpose. ❜

❛ my dog's been shot! I repeat, canine shot! ❜

❛ I always hated getting shots. this was definitely the worst shot I ever got. ❜

❛ what is the meaning of life? ❜

❛ are we here for a reason? ❜

❛ is there a point to any of this? ❜

❛ no, it couldn't be that simple. ❜

❛ and then it was over. ❜

❛ that's it for you. ❜

❛ I liked her. plus she smelled like biscuits. ❜

❛ what's with these white-coat people sticking me with sharp things? ❜

❛ I'm really stubborn. ❜

❛ when you put your mind to something, that was that. ❜

❛ that's good for getting things done. it's not so good for relationships. ❜

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❛ I heard you struck my son. ❜

❛ people keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. ❜

❛ so you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him! ❜

❛ it's who you did it to. ❜

❛ who? that fucking nobody? ❜

❛ father, I can make this right. ❜

❛ you've lost weight. ❜

❛ are you here on business, sir? ❜

❛ I'll leave you be then. ❜

❛ do I look civilized to you? ❜

❛ they know you're coming. ❜

❛ your membership to the continental has been, by thine own hand, revoked. ❜

❛ everything's got a price. ❜

❛ it's okay. let's go home. ❜

❛ now, as I recall, weren't you the one tasked to dole out the beatings, not to receive them? ❜

❛ I'm retired. ❜

❛ you look terrible. ❜

❛ people don't change. You know that. ❜

❛ you look good. ❜

❛ beautiful car. ❜

❛ she's not for sale. ❜

❛ not this bitch. ❜

❛ be seeing you. ❜

❛ how long has it been? ❜

❛ so tell me, how was life on the other side? ❜

❛ I'd like to talk with him. ❜

❛ no, I've got that covered. ❜

❛ they sure as fuck broke the mold with you. ❜

❛ I thought I'd let myself in. ❜

❛ that's unwise, I assure you. ❜

❛ you were always a pussy. ❜

❛ you stole my car, and you killed my dog! ❜

❛ housekeeping will find you. ❜

❛ treat all your ladies like this? ❜

❛ you are no lady. trust me. ❜

❛ I was dealing with an uninvited guest. ❜

❛ are you scared of the fuckin' boogeyman? I'm not. ❜

❛ fuck management. ❜

❛ fuck you! ❜

❛ I'm not telling you shit! ❜

❛ how may I be of service? ❜

❛ that sounds perfect. ❜

❛ how're you holding up? ❜

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❛ I used to be an adventurer like you. then I took an arrow in the knee. ❜

❛ what is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ❜

❛ let me guess. someone stole your sweetroll! ❜

❛ my cousin is out fighting dragons. and what do I get? guard duty. ❜

❛ by long tradition, the elder speaks first. ❜

❛ my favorite drinking buddy! let's get some mead. ❜

❛ whoa, whoa, whoa, watch the magic! ❜

❛ I will not stand idly by while a dragon burns my hold and slaughters my people! ❜

❛ perhaps we should find a random stranger to murder. practice does make perfect. ❜

❛ you reek of death my friend. I salute you. ❜

❛ who left that here? ❜

❛ let's kill someone! ❜

❛ either I'm drunk, or you're naked. possibly both. ❜

❛ I've seen better. well, maybe not. ❜

❛ look at that. am I drunk? I must be drunk. ❜

❛ you never should have come here. ❜

❛ you do not even know our tongue, do you? such arrogance.   ❜

❛ hiding is beneath you. ❜

❛ by malacath's toenails, where did that come from? ❜

❛ I will feast on your heart! ❜

❛ I've been hunting and fishing in these parts for years. ❜

❛ kill the beast! ❜

❛ and who are you to challenge me? I've conquered mortality itself. ❜

❛ by malacath's hairy knuckles, you'll pay for that! ❜

❛ sheogorath's beard, you're an ugly one! ❜

❛ I'll see you in pieces! ❜

❛ well, well. another maggot to squash beneath my boot! ❜

❛ by ysmir's beard, I ain't one for humor! ❜

❛ go bother somebody else. ❜

❛ what do you want, milk-drinker? ❜

❛ what in Oblivion is that! ❜

❛ it's in the clouds! ❜

❛ weak. he's weak. you're strong. crush him! ❜

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❛ you and I are a team, doc. ❜

❛ don't feed me any more lines from monsters inc. it pisses me off. ❜

❛ if you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead. ❜

❛ he's a looney. just like his tunes. ❜

❛ the moment you catch feelings is the moment you catch a bullet. ❜

❛ that's my baby. ❜

❛ fuck your baby. ❜

❛ I can't wait until the day when it's just us, music and the road. ❜

❛ I said michael myers! ❜

❛ this is a halloween mask! ❜

❛ oh, you mean jason. ❜

❛ is she a good girl? you love her? ❜

❛ bananas.   ❜

❛ fuck you, buddy. ❜

❛ you rob to support a drug habit, I do drugs to support a robbery habit. ❜

❛ so are you starting your day or did you just get off? ❜

❛ they call; I go. you know? ❜

❛ what is your name? ❜

❛ so when was the last time you hit the road just for fun? ❜

❛ that your boy? ❜

❛ they grow up so freakin' fast, don't they? ❜

❛ you doubt our credentials? ❜

❛ wow. I just drew a whole goddamn map in chalk while we've been standing here squawking. that's pretty fucking impressive, right? ❜

❛ I just can't believe your real name is miles. ❜

❛ what you ladies listenin' to? ❜

❛ we've met before, right? ❜

❛ you still alive, right? ❜

❛ got to hand it to you, totem pole, you're either hard as nails or scared as shit. which one is it? ❜

❛ one more job and I'm done. ❜

❛ those pigs are in hog heaven. ❜

❛ darling, do I look like I know a fucking thing about barbra fucking streisand? ❜

❛ hey. watch your mouth, that's my lady you're talking to. ❜

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❛ maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat... next to a bomb! ❜

❛ down by the docks. rough part of town, not the sorta place you wanna visit alone at night. ❜

❛ well, I'm actually pretty good at being alone at night. ❜

❛ at this point, how could you not believe in climate change? ❜

❛ oh, geez. ❜

❛ it's a coincidence. ❜

❛ I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time. ❜

❛ have you ever talked to a woman before? ❜

❛ I've talked to women before! ❜

❛ oh, that's a twist. that is very twisty. ❜

❛ I hated rubbing your feet! I can never forgive my hands for what they've done! ❜

❛ you can hear him... right? ❜

❛ they can't understand me, kid. ❜

❛ wait a minute. you can understand me? ❜