tom stoppard is my spirit animal

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

Your slorg is literally deceased. 

I found it like that

IM LAUGING

STOP

*noise that plays when you bump into something in pokemon*

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.

Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”