Pomidor(k)

OH MY GO D

Hilarious

Sheesh

The real reason for the eventual robot uprising

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chaotic good

reblog if ur a striminal

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

next pixar movie

Wrapped Up, coming (ha ha) in 2017.

when someone asks me about my best friend

my family is so. fucking weird and resistant to talking about anything. when i was a small child i asked my mother why she had a lot of gifts and things where people called her by another name and she like. didn’t give me a straight answer? it was her Hebrew name. like that’s literally it. that’s all u had to say 

great-great-grandma cohen refused to tell her younger children that they were related to her two eldest children

my family didn’t tell me about part of my actual name until i sent away for my social security info to get my driver’s permit in my junior year of high school. i have an entire middle name that no one ever felt the need to mention to me

i had to google my own brother to find out why we don’t talk about him anymore

no one knows great-grandma ruth’s real last name 

quilly joel