Heron Hideout

shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk

You telling me the washer vores my clothes

okay listen im fucking SICK of how this site treats “vore” as a synonym for “eat”. vore is SPECIFICALLY when you can see the outline of the person being eaten and/or see their distress as they travel down the throat and into the stomach. just eating something isn’t “voring” (not a verb by the way) it any more than calling someone a dickhead and punching them is BDSM. i hate that you put me in a situation where i had to write this paragraph and i hate that i knew enough to actually write it

But like. What if your washer has a glass door. And it fogs up from the warm water so you can just see the clothes as the water fills to the brim and begins to suck the clothes below? Would that count as “voring”?

THIS GUY WROTE A CALLOUT POST ABOUT ME ON TUMBLR BECAUSE I REFUSED TO HEAL HIM IN TAM TARA NORMAL AFTER I NOTICED HIS GEAR WAS LEVEL ONE I’M YELLING

this bitch is still on some old tea 👌🏽

how many cars are you sending after her this time

Ecuador

Reviving this monster

I CAN’T BELIEVE MY FIRST CALLOUT POST ON TUMBLR DOT COM IS BECAUSE I SAID THAT A TANK’S GEAR IN A LEVEL 15 FINAL FANTASY DUNGEON WAS BAD

Thanks for being an ableist fuckwad and pushing someone to the brink of suicide, good job for bullying an autistic minor, get hit by a car shithead

it’s not ableist to tell someone in an mmo that their gear sucks.

anyways ur ableist cancel ur sub leave pumpkin alone. the poor guy was being literally harassed and you only aided it. youre a terrible person, and i also hope you get hit by a car.

so am i going to get hit by different cars or just one car multiple times

hey freya, get in my car, these people aren’t very nice

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Happy National Bird Day!