holding on for tomorrow;

NAME: kirsty ALIAS[ES]: mae // puppy GENDER: genderfluid PLACE OF BIRTH: california SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english OCCUPATION: n/a DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: socially maybe | fuck no | no. LIKE[S]: flora, ocs, spiders, autumn, rambling about characters, my gf DISLIKE[S]: ants, fire, hooks, needles FEAR[S]: ants. i’m scared of ants. thats it. PERSONALITY TRAITS: excitable, engaged, empty, ect. DISORDERS?: ppd, ocd, adhd.

{ P H Y S I C A L   I N F O R M A T I O N } HAIR COLOUR: ginger. EYE COLOUR: hazel. HEIGHT:  5′7 1/2″ TATTOOS: n/a. for now. PIERCINGS: ears, eventual monroe, eventual tongue piercing.

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“Drop. Your. Sword.”

“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”

“I am not left handed.”

“As you wish.”

“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”

“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”

“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”

“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”

“Have fun storming the castle.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

“Have you ever considered piracy?”

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”

“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”

“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”

“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”

“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”

“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”

“You killed my love.”

“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”

“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”

“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”

“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”

“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”

“Is this a kissing book?”

“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”

“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”

“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”

“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”

“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

“There will be blood tonight!”

“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”

“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”

“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”

“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”

“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”

“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”

“You can die too for all I care!”

“So I’m here till I die?”

“I can cope with torture.”

“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”

“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”

“I will never love again.”

“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”

“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”

“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”

“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”

“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”

“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”

“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”

“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”

“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”

Legendaries~

part one here. 

❝ I’m a stupid fart. ❞

❝ Shit I wanted to be Yoshi. ❞

❝ Does Bruno Mars is gay? ❞

❝ I ain’t above punching rats! ❞

❝ Finally, I can water my pizza. ❞

❝ I hate you, [ name ]! What have you turned me into?! ❞

❝ That’s a one way ticket to FUCK YOU. ❞

❝ You think I came out the pussy drawing fuckin’ Mozart? ❞ 

❝ Aw I’m so tired I could fucking eat a gazelle. ❞  

❝ You are uninvited for my birthday party. ❞

❝ At age six I was born without a face. ❞

❝ I’m a sexy widdle baby.❞

❝ You’re hard to love, but you’re harder to hate. ❞

❝ The tears are bittersweet but the pie is delicious. ❞

❝ Taco bell can cure diabetes. You can quote me on that. ❞

❝ Matter cannot be created or destroyed, you stank bitch. ❞

❝ I’d fistfight literally any penguin you put in front of me. ❞

❝ I still want to be your friend, even if you’re not a dinosaur. ❞

❝ Don’t fucking cock tease me, broseph. ❞

❝ Goddamn fucking wolf asshole piece of shit. ❞

❝ Being a spider looks like it FUCKING RULES. ❞ 

❝ First of all I’m not a child, I’m a princess. ❞

❝ Don’t count your chickens before they egg. ❞

❝ My butt is clenched as tight as it will go. ❞

❝ Extra! Extra! Read all about it! [ name ] SUCKS! ❞

❝ Don’t jump into a guy’s knife. It will kill you dead. ❞

❝ I’m always right. Except when I’m wrong…which is often. ❞ 

❝ If I was a hundred percent honest with myself then shit would suck.  ❞

❝ I am not physically good at anything. Except yelling a lot. ❞

❝ I’ve got reeses pieces. But I’m dead so they’re deceases’s pieces.  ❞ 

❝ If there’s two things I’m down with, it’s hating tomatoes and the sickness. ❞

❝ A woman’s drinking poison, wh- uh wuh how, why, eh, she dies, wh-why did she die? Show your work. ❞

❝ My goal is to pee in every major body of water on Earth. ❞

❝ I’m gonna fuckin’- I’m gonna open hand slap you across the eyes. ❞

❝ Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family. ❞

❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞

❝ You know what really brings me closer to my friends? Ass fucking. ❞

❝ Do you think if you urinate and pre-cum at the same time it’s pre-pre? ❞

❝ You can’t open up the story of my life and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.  ❞

❝ Ronald McDonald doesn’t make me wanna eat a hamburger. He makes me wanna call the police. ❞

❝ One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, am I right? Your life is my treasure. And it was trash for you. Your life is trash is basically what I’m saying. ❞

❝ Are you fucking with me right now? I feel like someone’s getting fucked with and I think its me all of a sudden. ❞

❝ Every titty is unique and special. And I don’t mean every PAIR of titties, I mean every titty. ❞

❝ I’m having like a silent, mental breakdown. That being said I’m cool with death now. ❞

❝ I like butts in general. I was gonna say I like big butts, but I just like all the butts. And boobs. And faces. I like the female form. ❞ 

❝ Someone asked me what my idea of the perfect date to take a girl/guy on was, and I was like “Well…” I was like ‘I don’t know, I guess we could just, fuckin’, wander around Whole Foods long enough that we could get enough cheese samples, then we could call it a night.  ❞

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

{ x } Accepting! 

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Opinion on;

Character in general: hes a gay baby? nah but after playing bw and you telling me stuff about him i just kinda grew into loving him?? hes just a child that didnt deserve that incident to happen to him and it makes me ): just thinking about it but all in all hes a cutie that needs to stop lirting

How they play them: MMMMM BOOOIII you like. improved. greatly. hes more than just a fuckboi? also you actually pay attention to like small parts in the game and put them together in the best backstory and ongoing story for touya ever?? hes a canon character that you still manage to be creative over and make it into the best touya in the world

The Mun: IM STILL GAY

Do I:

RP with them: not with touya. yetWant to RP with them: pls??? ofc when youre feeling better enough to do it b ut y es i love rping with u

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Overall Opinion: