Heroic Bravado and Demonic Wrath!

Continued from here~

"Hm?" Amelia turned around and spotted Malik as she sloshed the water out of her ears. Of course, she didn't bother to bring a towel with her for her impromptu nap at the bottom of the hot springs....so...Malik's got a nice view of Amy's abs and killer thighs~

"And where the hell do you think YOU'RE going?" Laharl had grabbed Beebz before she could run out the door.

"Hands off, Laharl! I gotta go check on my sister! Something's wrong with Eath and I-"

"And what? You'll just make things WORSE....at least not without some backup. I'm coming with you. Goat Girl is my vassal after all!"

Beebz was suspicious on what Laharl's plan was...then it dawned on her.

"Oh don't you even THINK about trying to punch the 'possession' out of Eath!"

".....It worked against Marsha didn't it?"

"HELL NO! ABSOLUTELY OVER MY DEAD BODY IS THAT NOT ALLOWED!"

"Baka is not a Dullahan! Baka is a Jiangshi! I've got the talisman on my face for a reason!"

".....Baka, who are you talking to?"

"Huh? Zombies? Did y'all know that the Disgaea variants of Zombies can use weapons like guns, swords and throwing knives? The zombie maids are cute but suuuuper deadly. Oh and the regular zombies can shoot HYPER BEAMS!"

Sadly she's not kidding.

Hm...I think this might be the last one cause I'm running low on spoons and-

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE-DE GESO!"

Oh no.

"What the krill is up with you!? How can you forget this wonderful warrior of the sea? The original Ink-vader and comedic icon~De geso!"

Wait wait Ika, hold on calm down and-

"PTOOIE!"

AAAAGH NOT THE INK IN THE EYES!

"Go on, name a spell that's better and more iconic than my Overlord's Wrath! I'll wait! AAAHAHAHAHA!"

"Darkness beyond twilight-"

"Wait...what!?"

"Crimson beyond blood that flows- Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows."

"W-Wait a second, not THAT SPELL! Anything but that one!"

"I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand! Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...

DRAGON SLAVE!"

"....I will never join your team."

"There will be a lot of fighting though!"

"...Oh yeah that's true."

"Yeah it's true!"

"There will be alot of fighting."

"Exactly."

"Count me in then."

*BOOM! ZAP! KABOOM!*

It was chaos inside the Hollow, with Raiders running around in a blind panic! Oh why did they ever do to deserve this...besides all the looting, stealing and robbing? Oh wait...never mind.

The source of all their pain? ....A small blue-haired woman on a motorized jet-scooter chasing after them.

"Yah-hoh~! I didn't think you guys would end up running away so quickly! I was expecting you all to put up more of a fight....hehe, you're running like roaches when the lights turn on and the homeowner has a flamethrower and a maddened look in their eyes....I almost want to let you go. Almost~ Teehee..." With a flick of her wrists, several drones appeared almost out of thin air, and were primed and ready to fire!

"But bad guys who pick on Bangboo don't deserve to get away scott-free~ Soooo...pew pew pew~!" She didn't even need to call on Seed Sr for this....it was target practice time~

Speaking of characters and character designs....if you just make a 'diverse' character for the sake of diversity and nothing else, no passion or love or interest in fleshing them out...all ya did is just make a stereotype disguised as some social justice achievement. I mean, their race, gender, body build or sexuality can be an important part but it shouldn't be their ONLY personality, ya know?

I mean, I'm hispanic and I'd love to see more hispanic characters but if all ya can do is just make em as stereotypical as possible then I'd have prefered if you didn't bother at all lol

Ya know, I always get annoyed with character redesigns that always make a character's outfit more prudish and realistic. Mostly because A: They make the outfit sooooo much more boring to look at. Ugly too. B: The perp is almost always spouting an obnoxious 'Oh I my work is soooo much better than the original' attitude C: Realism is so friggin' boring to me! Style is forever, whether it's fanservice-y or not! God forbid a fictional character wear an outfit that isn't 'practical'.

"BAKA! Once again...THIS ISN'T THE GOAT PERSON I WANTED! They're not even BLUE! For all that is unholy, try to remember the exact dimension where that blue goat girl lives!" Noroi's grand master scheme is on hold at the moment. Turns out, when you're relying on the directional skills of a undead zombie girl...plan for a really long trip.