bust it baby.

You? Nice? Really? I’m joking, I know you are. Sounds tempting…Ok, I’m sold.

You can totally help me baby sit them on of these days. It's just family. I can't wait, really,

Never going to watch little kids again in my life. Fuck, I need an cuddle as corny as that sounds.

I won’t give you a cuddle.

That hurts man, really hurts.

Never going to watch little kids again in my life. Fuck, I need an cuddle as corny as that sounds.

Why were you watching little kids? It might cost you but…you know.

Because I am nice, sometimes. C'Mon, babe, I'll give you kissesss.

Did he do anything uncalled for to you? Will.. you be my girlfriend?

  I missed you so much, really. I’m sorry.

It’s ok. I went and seen my family in the UK and then went to visit my dad..But you shouldn’t be sorry.

How was it, babe? I have an question for you.

Guess who’s back? Slim Wesley is baack.

Welcome back.

Aye man. I don't think we've met, I'm Wesley.

  My princess, hi.

I would say I didn’t miss you…but, I have so I can’t

I missed you so much, really. I'm sorry.

Guess who’s back? Slim Wesley is baack.

Your first name in Slim? Well that’s something I didn’t know.

My princess, hi.

UGH I will die bc of them I rlly will AND IM ALREADY EMOTIONAL OVER BTR KMS :(:(:(:(:(

BUT BUT BUT HARRY CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL AND IDEK WHAT I’M DOING I FGOHGJIKL

I just bye mel bYEEE

  AND ZAYN AS AN GIRL LIKE UDHSHSHDJ MORE LESBIAN THAN BEFORE OMFG NO BUT LIAM AND HARRY AND LOU I JUST HALP

FUCK YES. ZAYN’S EVEN PRETTIER THAN ME AS GIRL??

UGH I will die bc of them I rlly will AND IM ALREADY EMOTIONAL OVER BTR KMS :(:(:(:(:(

the boys must think this shIT IS FUNNY BUT ITS NOT LIKE JDHDJJSJDJFB BYE WORLD

I FUCKING FEEL YOU. I’M CRYING OK, CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD AND I JUST

AND ZAYN AS AN GIRL LIKE UDHSHSHDJ MORE LESBIAN THAN BEFORE OMFG NO BUT LIAM AND HARRY AND LOU I JUST HALP