doin' dirt

Shhh.

But—- I like talking.

Please don't ever stop talking, baby.

Believe me, I know the feeling.

But how are you today dear?

'M good. Just been hanging with Harry.

Noooo. I’m really not.

You totally are though.

Shhh.

Not as sexy as you.

Pish posh, you’re more sexy.

Noooo. I'm really not.

I’m great fiancé.

A sexy one, too. 

Not as sexy as you.

Ah, I understand.

Yeah. I just don’t understand why peple find it funny to backstab someone they call ‘friend’

Believe me, I know the feeling.

Surprises!

Hm, fine fine. Surprises. I see.

I'm great fiancé.

I love you so much more, baby. Okay, gimme a second. Got you some stuff.

Some stuff? Like what?

Surprises!

It’s okay, baby. I’ll still make sure you feel good.

Mn, I love you. Come to bed. 

I love you so much more, baby. Okay, gimme a second. Got you some stuff.

Okay..soon, though?

I really wasn’t trying to like, make you feel bad. But yeah soon. We could—- dunno. Make out a little.

It's okay, baby. I'll still make sure you feel good.

What happened?

Backstabbing people. I hate that shit.

Ah, I understand.

Sorry, babe. My sex drive hasn’t been great lately. I’ll make it up to you.

S’chill. I’ll just eat my pretzels and whatnot.

Okay..soon, though?