this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed

Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early

I always do this

when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

Me at my own funeral: tag yourselves I’m the lifeless corpse

the most white teenage suburban video ive ever seen was this one of a rap battle between two guys from different schools and one of them said the line “everyone from your school wishes you were the one in the car crash that died” and then everyone got in a big fight

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

‘okay calm down deedee’

its back when i say you need this on your dash im not lying this post comes around once in a blue moon  and we need it.

LOVE

Ugh the one and only