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Mom Etho and Dad Tango bickering in the restaurant.
From Scar's 12.13.24 stream Hermitcraft! Capturing Mobs and Hungry Hermits! [3:13:17~]
Long transcript under cut ↓
Clip 1:
Scar: I never know if Tango is helping or- or hindering. Like he's so hard to read.
Etho: He's trolling with this 50% --
Tango: I just like to troll Etho.
Etho: -- he knows it needs to be 66, but he won't change it.
Tango: Oh now we're going to bicker over 16%? Okay~
Etho: Yeah, we sure are!
Scar: [To] be a fly on the wall in these nerd conversations at night, when you guys are like nitpicking these uh, game features.
Tango: Etho- Etho just threw away your hard-earned upgrade there.
Clip 2:
Scar: I never know what's going on, you two are like a married couple arguing about these- these upgrades. It's... I never know what's going on between you and Tango.
Etho: I'm not arguing anymore! You know, Tango can do what he want with his game. I just have recommendations and he...
Tango: Etho's just like, "He can choose to be wrong. It's okay, it's up to him!"
Etho: That's right. That's right.
Tango: Yeah yeah.
Etho: I'm right in this marriage!
Tango: Yeah.
Etho: I mean...
Clip 3:
Etho: Oh you clear the day at the end?
Tango: Yeah. Cuz you're not on a day, cuz you lost. But you're right, it would be nice I suppose.
Etho: Alright. I thought you would hook it up with the restart button.
Tango: Is there anything else you would like to tell me to correct, Etho!?
Scar: You married couple!
Tango: I know! He just comes in here and he's like "Ah I thought you were good at redstone! --"
Etho: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Tango: "-- Ah that's cool! It's alright if you wanna suck on everything!" ...This guy.
Scar: Oh my god these two are delightful.
[Tango smacks Etho]
Etho: You know I'm right though, that's the thing, right?
Tango: I know you're right! I make mistakes, alright!?
Etho: Okay, I'm not- I'm not griping on your mistakes or anything, I'm just like, saying like ideally in a perfect world.
Tango: You are absolutely correct, it should still display it until the next time. You're right.
Scar: Oh god...
Etho: I'm not trying to tear you down or anything, it's just like, I- I say these things sometimes...
Tango: Say them out of love, I know.
Etho: Mhmm.
Clip 4:
Tango: Alright I'm gonna play, who wants to play?
Scar: I wanna see mom and dad play.
Tango: Wanna see mom and dad play? Okay.
Etho: Who- who's mom?
Tango: [Laughing] Who's mom?
[Etho laughing]
Tango: Does that- does the answer to that dictate whether you're playing or not?
Etho: I'll be mom.
Tango: 'Kay. Uhh...
Etho: That means you have to be nicer to me.
Tango: I will be super nice to you. No, you're gonna carry cuz you're like fifty times the player as I am at this game.
Clip 5:
Etho: So much trash in this restaurant!
Scar: Gotta get a broom over here.
Scar: I love this is just a mom and pop shop. Just a couple of mom and pops just keeping the neighborhood fed, doing their best, got the foot of the big-box stores on their neck.
[Tango giggles]
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idk but there was something so kind about this moment between Bdubs and xB when Bdubs made xB's dog, Bishop, a doghouse
Bdubs: There--
xB: (gasps) Wait.
Bdubs: Yes?
xB: (goes over to the doghouse)
Bdubs: (cheering) Yeah, baby! Yeah, yeah. Yep.
xB: (softly) Yeah.
Bdubs: Doghouse for Bishop.
xB: Nice.
Bdubs: We gotta get a-we gotta get a doghouse down here.
xB: That's our baby boy. (giggles)
Bdubs: That's-that's the baby boy, right?
xB: God, I miss that guy.
Bdubs: Is that cool, that we gave him a home down here?
xB: (sighs heavily) Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Sorry, it's just--
Bdubs: Yeah. I know, I know.
xB: (sounding choked up) It gets things going. (clears throat)
Bdubs: I know, yeah, yeah. I know, man, I know, (xB clears his throat again, as if to stop tears) I had, I had a dog for, uh, (Bdubs sniffs) sixteen years? There's no--
xB: Yeah.
Bdubs: --there's--it's one of those weird things in life, that's very hard to explain. They-they are--(the sound of a bee coming out of the hive)
xB: Oop--
Bdubs: --just as impactful as humans to us, aren't they? Our pets.
xB: Oh, yeah. I would say moreso, sometimes. Yeah. Cause--
Bdubs: Moreso, cause they don't do you wrong!
xB: it's-it's so... They're so unconditional.
Bdubs: I know, I know it. Yeah. So--
xB: Like, what else--you go just out to check the mail, and you come back in and it's like they ain't seen you in twenty years (xB giggles)
Bdubs: Exactly! Yeah! And it doesn't matter if you're in a bad mood, or, or whatever--
xB: (at the same time as Bdubs) Right--
Bdubs: cause they are always consistent in the same--
xB: Ooh. (said in surprise, after a bee in Minecraft flies out of a hive towards him) Hello.
Bdubs: You have bees as well. Umm. You won't for long. (Bdubs laughs)
xB: Oh no, they're going to be (through laughter) gone--off gone somewhere, I'm sure
Bdubs: Enjoy them now in this moment, I feel like they add life, you know?
xB: Mhm.
Bdubs: They come in, and they get some stuff from the azaleas, and stuff like that, but. There's a good chance...they will drown, or something, soon.
xB: Oh yeah. They'll do something dumb. (xB giggles)
Bdubs: Yeah, yeah.
xB: It's...what they do.
Bdubs: But, for now--for now, they're here. (Bdubs laughs)
I have never in my life heard this voice from tango it took me a second to even realize it was him… not beating the cartoon man allegations. he is a looney toons
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Video transcription:
Tango: are you normal? Average? No! You're good times with Scar!
Bdubs: YOUR'E HARD :D scar giggles
Tango: Ahem. Legend- giggles
Bdubs: Mode! I'm talking about the mode you psychos! JEEZ!
Tango: Legendary Minecrafter! You don't play on normal!
everyone falls into fits of giggles
End Transcription.