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SCAR: Oh! He-hey there, Bob, the creeper! How are you doing? I'm doing pretty good! I got a fancy sword from Cubfan! And it's going to kill you. Yup, see. He died. Alright, let's put some signs up here. [SCAR starts playing torches in the cave. He likely misspoke]. Ooh-hoo-hoo! This is good! This is good right here.

SCAR: I'm not doing another night.

GEM: We're sleeping from here on out! And I'm glad it's Scar that's decided that, 'cause Scar has a way with Cub. So it'll be fine.

SCAR: Dude, I need a portal.

CUB: Yeah, where would you be?

SCAR: I feel like portal homeless now. Like I don't have a portal.

CUB: You should just make your portal connect to West Tunnel. Even if it's not the right one, like, just do it anyway.

SCAR: Is this West Tunnel? Are we in West Tunnel?

CUB: Yeah. Just- Just enter- Like just. Come off of Skizz's and Impulse's portal here, Scar.

SCAR: Yeah?

CUB: Just make your tunnel back this way.

SCAR, laughing: And just go back that way.

CUB: Just go back that way.

SCAR: Dude, where would my portal be in the first place, do you think? Where would it go?

CUB: I think you probably- You'd tunnel through the South Tunnel. [CUB laughs] So you'd have tunnel within a tunnel.

SCAR: Is South Tunnel cool? Or what? Like, not as cool as West Tunnel?

CUB: So here's Grian's. So you'd be, like... You'd be like in the wall here somewhere I'm guessing.

SCAR: Or, East Tunnel? Oh my god!

CUB: i think you'd be East. You don't wanna be a Southie.

SCAR: I don't wanna be East!

SCAR, laughing: Just the idea of somebody making a model of a gun, it's so preposterous in my head.

JEVIN: I can see that meeting already. [CUB laughs] "So, Jevin, what was the item you mentioned you want to bring on the server?" "Well... Uh... it was from the uh... pirates' era, and, uh, it has a projectile coming out of it." You know, I'm trying to phrase as like, not a gun. So they're like, "So it's a gun?". "No, no! No! Not at all!" "So what's the model of it?" "That's a gun."

SCAR: dude, that would be a five hour meeting. That would be a five hour meeting.

JEVIN: Oh my god, it would be never-ending!

SCAR: Just for the record, we are not putting any guns on the server, chats.

JEVIN: No, we are not putting any guns on the server!

CUB: I'm dissappinted now. I think we should add it.

SCAR: Just the idea was just so preporterous in my head that it made me laugh very hard.

CUB: Scar, seriously though. TCG. Do you wanna play? [CUB whispers] You gotta do it, you gotta do it. [CUB starts chanting, louder] TCG! TCG!

SCAR: Maybe.

CUB, whispering: Yeah, TCG!

SCAR: Okay, so there is people that I, with all due respect, I do not trust in TCG. Etho.

CUB: Yeah, yeah. Okay.

SCAR: And Cub.

CUB, in disbelief: Whaaat? Me?!

SCAR: Because they are very, very sneakily intelligent, right? [CUB laughs] Cub has a deck that like... It's like his shulker box is like an AI system. It's just like, [SCAR does a robot voice] "I have determined the optimal attack pattern. Vector. Bravo. Alpha. Delta."

CUB: It's true.

SCAR, still doing the robot voice: "Water balloons!"

CUB: Here's my cards. [CUB puts the shulker box with his Hermitcraft TCG cards on the ground] I built a deck custom this time.

SCAR: I told you! Look at this, he goes in here and he's like customizing, right? It's like a boutique card deck. [SCAR laughs]

CUB: This is true. This is true. I gotta customize it for each person, it's the key though.

SCAR: And Etho's like! Okay, I don't know how to make a proper canadian accent, but he's like [SCAR starts speaking in a high-pitched squeaky voice] "I'm just an innocent man! I do not have a powerful deck at all!"

CUB: My man throwing Etho under a bus, jeez.

SCAR: Both of those! Both of you guys are sneaky! I'll play you! I will play! I will play!

CUB: Okay. Okay.

SCAR: Looking down at the great Boatem village, we are looking for a wild Cub, looking for the Tegg. Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

There he is! There he is!! [SCAR laughs joyfully] Oh, look at him! Look at him! Look at him, look at him, look at him!

You know what's crazy, is he getting ve- [SCAR interrupts himself with an unsure noise] The question is, is Cub actually watching the stream? Lemme check. Lemme check, lemme check. If he's not, I'm gonna make an assumption here.

[SCAR gets closer to the mic] Okay, he's very close to the Tegg right now. I know he's not watching right now, so it's okay. [SCAR laughs mischieviously] Let's go see, if he... I want to keep an eye on the chat. If he joins the chat, let me know, okay? Alright, let's go down there. Let's go down there.

[SCAR sings a whimsical song] Cubs-Cubs-Cubs, Cubs-Cubs-Cubs, looking for the Tegg, Cub is! Looking, looking, looking, but doesn't seem to find!

[SCAR calls out CUB's name] Cub! Cub! I am a bee, I am floating around! [SCAR laughs]

CUB: Alright, Good luck!

[SCAR flies away from CUB]

SCAR: Alright, we gotta figure this out. Good Cub, important Cub.

[A single video of 4 clips being stitched together]

[First clip starts. SCAR, ETHO and CLEO are standing underwater and talking]

CLEO: So what I'm hearing is-

SCAR: Be right back. Something just crashed. Be right back. [SCAR leaves the game]

CLEO: Oh dear.

[First clip ends]

[Second clip starts]

CLEO: False is diamond poor.

ETHO: Diamond poor, okay. I got some diamonds False!

CLEO: You need to just steal stuff off of Scar. Scar's diamond rich.

ETHO: He wouldn't even notice his stuff was gone.

[CUB dives into the water, wearing the head of SCAR's Minecraft skin]

CLEO: Hey Cub.

CUB, imitating SCAR's voice: Well hello my fellow miners and crafters, GoodTimesWithScar here!

[CLEO and ETHO laugh]

ETHO: Glad you're back, Scar.

CUB, imitating SCAR'S voice: What's going on! Hi everybody!

CLEO: That is a pretty good representation of him as well! Hooray, Scar's back!

[Second clip ends]

[Third clip starts]

CLEO: Hey False!

ETHO: False!

FALSE: Hello!

ETHO: Hey hey.

FALSE: Why are you... okay, why are we standing here?

CLEO: Because Scar stabbed me whilst I was on the nautilus.

CUB, imitating SCAR's voice: I did no such thing!

[CLEO, ETHO and CUB laugh]

FALSE: He would never! Look at those eyes. He would never.

CLEO: Look at those- Look at that face. He is an innocent.

CUB, imitating SCAR'S voice: I am an innocent angel.

FALSE: Yeah. Uh-huh.

[Third clip ends]

[Fourth clip starts]

CLEO: You alright Cub?

CUB, imitating SCAR's voice: I'm doing fine!

FALSE: You mean "Scar"?

CLEO: I don't know, he answered to "Cub", so.

CUB, imitating Scar's voice: I'm- I'm GoodTimesWithScar! Oh, I'm sorry, something crashed. [CUB leaves the game. CLEO laughs]

FALSE: See. Scar!

ETHO: Perfecr. Perfect representation.

CLEO: Committing to the bit, is what he does.

SCAR: Knock knock!

CUB: I hear a Scar. I hear a Scar somewhere!

SCAR: Cub! I'm down in the noodle-ies!

CUB: Hello?

SCAR: Cub!

CUB: Where you at?

SCAR: I'm in the computer, come find me!

CUB: Did you make into the drain? The storage system? Oh my god.

SCAR: Yeah, I'm down in the water. I'm trying to get out.

CUB: How did you even get here?

SCAR: It was still good, it was still good. It was just, um... I never finished it. And I need to come back to it.

[SCAR throws an ender pearl through the nether portal. It goes through it, then goes through the End portal as well, teleporting Scar to The End instantly]

[SCAR points at the camera, proud of himself]

SCAR: That was pretty smooth, wasn't it? That was smooth, wasn't it? That ender pearl went right through the portal into the other portal. Finally mastered that. Took me a little while. Took me a little while...

SCAR: Just going to take advantage of these EXP bulbs. [SCAR picks up EXP points laying on the ground]

SCAR: What's your favorite MCC game, Cub?

CUB: Sands of Time.

ETHO: Yeahhh!

SCAR: Second favorite?

CUB: Seconds favorite... Bingo.

SCAR: Least favorite?

CUB: Least favorite... Sky Battle.

ETHO: Yeah, that checks out.

SCAR: Second to least favorite? I'm curious, I'm adjusting logistics over here.

CUB: Second to least favorite, um... I'm thinking. Hole in the Wall? Except they got new one now, so I don't know about that.

ETHO: Not a fan of Hole in the Wall, really?

CUB: Yeah...

SCAR, quietly: Interesting.

CUB: [laughs softly] You keeping like a tally of?..

SCAR: Got some stuff. Just curious.

SCAR: We're all about the premium experience here at ConCorp.

JEVIN: Okay, So if you guys want to half and half, I think that's... that's gonna be good.

SCAR: I like it. I think that's good. I think that's good.

CUB: Okay, okay. Yeah, I think that's fair. I think that's fair.

[CUB and SCAR get closer to each other while shifting in-game]

JEVIN: Do I need to step away so you guys can have a private conversation?

SCAR: Oh no, we have a... telepathy. We- It's fine. It's a part of- It's a thing in the head, you don't want to get into it.

REN: Not in the sulfur Cub!

CUB: Not in the sulfur? Not in the sulfur?

REN: You can't stick the space rats in the sulfur dude!

CUB: Is it the round building here? I see the giant Scar statue, that's- that's adorable. That's adorable.