Alex

Is it weird that I’m the type of friend that you can always come and talk to like most people will get annoyed after a certain point and won’t tell you to shut up no please rant to me. I love hearing what people are passionate about no matter what that is or how weird it is please I wanna hear your passions whether you’re my friend or my partner I don’t give a shit. Just talk to me. 

So I was writing like normal and I slowly started to fall asleep and a sudden wake up when I heard my phone and a small tap sound. I look and I was falling asleep I accidentally pressed the ‘z’ button so I was basically writing my own subtitles (idk i found it funny)

My dad teases me and my sister a lot can you please bring Sonos and generally is a tough love kind of guy. (he’s a good father.) but the thing is he teases us so much to the point where he can insult us and we will still find it funny so basically my sister was unplanned if she was not a plan pregnancy so what happened is my sister once accidentally scratched my dad’s car and she said it was an accident and my dad told her you’re in an accident. Secondly I’m neurodivergent. So obviously, I categorize as special needs at school and stuff. My mom was once trying to talk to me have a normal conversation and she said you’re very special because I’m very smart and I’m a year head in school. But as soon as the word special came out of my mother‘s mouth, my dad cut it and said yeah your special needs. (he means it with love, no, I’m not in denial)

A binder is just a booby trap. Think about it! It squishes boobs in and flatten them! It’s a literally booby trap! Kfbsishsbrhej

I got new glasses yesterday. I was wearing them today. My sister was playing soccer nearby and she kicked the ball really hard. It nearly had a boy and she went to check up on the guy and then she sees me in the corner holding my face my glasses thrown into the side and she’s like “oh my God what happened?” I got hit so I told her that. And she says.” oh my God, who hit you!?” And I responded with “ you hit me” she kicked a ball in my face, it hit the side of my face, throwing my glasses to the side and now I might get a bruise

Hot take: there should be a platform specifically for people that watch true crime and want the uncensored raw footage and pictures 

Just remembered when one of my friends said that they didn’t understand why women would cheat on men cause women can only get pregnant with one kid at a time. Meanwhile, men can inseminate multiple women. And that monogamy was kind of pointless. (she was a woman.) I I think it’s either something is wrong with her or she is secretly Polly 

 I just remembered when one of my friends told a guy in my class that she was lesbian, and the guy said “ ew, that’s gross you like women?” But he was a guy and straight so he also liked women. I always find it so funny when a man says lesbianism is gross. you like women too and so does she. You’re just mad you can’t pull any girl.