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daciancatamite

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

daciancatamite

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

punksalmon

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force

kingfucko

#no it can't be that i'm just not doing enough cocaine

whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your cocaine

storm-of-feathers

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

smashtheshell-deactivated202405

spectrumcore

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s1l4s-3nj0ys-t0m4t03s

she [unknown] on my [not yet unlocked] until i [can only be viewed at lvl 8]

homunculus-argument

The important part of making horrible kitchen concotions is to give them properly horrid names. I have discovered a new dish: The Blended Devil.

It's like deviled eggs, but instead of taking the yolks out of the eggs, you just mash the entire boiled eggs into mush with a fork and mix the rest of the ingredients in there. Eaten from a bowl, with a fork or a spoon depending on the consistency. Or go at it labrador style with your face down in the bowl if you're like that. Not up to me.

thenotme

That already has a name. It's called egg salad T-T

homunculus-argument

How is a concotion of eggs, mayo, mustard, and seasonings to taste a salad? It contains zero leafy green or vegetable.

what-even-is-thiss

A salad can just be a chopped mix of things. That’s egg salad alright. I put it on sandwiches. You can also put pickle relish and/or chopped onion in it.

homunculus-argument

If we go by the definition that any chopped mess of random bullshit counts as a salad, then I guess I'm a salad.

starstruck-heretic

So etymologically speaking, anything that has had salt sprinkled on it is a salad

From old french "salade": something that has been salted

homunculus-argument

✔️salty

✔️chopped

✔️random bullshit

Ah fuck, I am a salad.

huariqueje

Loon Gathering - Mia Bergeron , 2026.

American , b. 1979 -

Coloured acrylic on flat panel , 6 x 6 in.

#art #birds #compare and contrast

setulose

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

setulose

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

setulose

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

patchworkgoblin

Been wanting to work more with texture and find a style of rendering that doesn't stress me out. I think we are getting there

#fandom and affiliated #tgcf

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quinnception

#o tempora etc etc

ghost-kings-court-jester

The most important thing about hualian is that they were always going to be in each other’s lives and like each other to some capacity. It’s not that Hua Cheng waited and searched for Xie Lian because he was pining for some long-lost prince he'd once seen.

He’s looking for the kind soul that made him eat so he wouldn’t die. He’s looking for the older soldier he protected during a hard fight, who told him he wanted this kid to train under him. He’s looking for the man who got drunk and spilt his sorrows to a ghost fire and talked to him like he was a person. He’s looking for his fellow war orphan, who was self-destructive and suicidal when he last saw him. He’s looking for his general, whom he followed into a ghost rage. Xie Lian is all of these things to Hua Cheng, and more importantly, Hua Cheng is all these things to Xie Lian.

He never forgot that kid he wanted to protect, that young soldier he wanted to train. He remembers the devoted ghost fire fondly, and Wu Ming is the wound on Xie Lian’s soul that never healed. They were always thinking about each other. They always cared for each other to some capacity. They like each other. They are friends. Like, yes, greatest love story ever told, he looked for him forever, but Xie Lian had no idea!! Like, if Xie Lian had known Wu Ming lived, he would have looked for him, too.

They care for each other so much, they really do. Xie Lian isn’t like a prize to be gained for waiting; he’s his long-lost friend, whom he’s met again, and they are reuniting. It’s beautiful. They are beautiful.

#fandom and affiliated #hualian #tgcf #they got me so fucked up for real

lexxnova

A part of you has to die every time you evolve

thelioninmybed

Witch Hat Atelier, but instead of being about a cute little witch who lives in the mountains, it's about a middle-aged alcoholic tormented by a relationship he can't remembe-

FUCK post cancelled

#fandom and affiliated #witch hat atelier #disco elysium #lmfao

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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nemfrog

“They swam through the sea, were a long time swimming.” Wonder tales from Russia. 1921.

#compare and contrast

eggl-rd

lately been feeling like i have 1 angel wing and 1 devil wing and 1 normal eye and 1 black and red eye with black tears coming out of it

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