semper ad meliora

I want to make an exit like this someday.

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

Another reason I knew I was gay as a child

Bitch thats me

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

There’s a part of me that isn’t the same anymore

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Did I fucking stutter?”