A Very but Not Really Toasty Bread

So I just found this and I imagine Husk (literally forced) to go sing a song on stage (no idea why but he hates it). Then he starts singing with Angel in mind (Angel is ofc in the audience cuz hes the one who encouraged it.

Lucifer plays with the hem of his duck sweator, a shy smile on his face as he turns to Alastor. "I know this is stupid, but do you like me?"

Alastor hums, pretending to think about it. "Of course I am fond of you, your majesty. You make it too easy. Now, do you share the sentiment?"

Lucifer shoves him playfully, a golden blush blooming on his cheeks. "Of course I like you, shut upppp!"

I love it when fics write Vox as the creep that he is. In a horrible or funny way. Cause he is a creep. He's a greedy man who only wants to take until there's nothing left, and still want more.

And Vox is a hilarious character to me, I love seeing those memes that talk about how Vox is a white man who only got away with being a suspect of murder cause he's white. Cause he's just another white man who thinks he's owed things that are not his.

And I'm not saying this cause I ship Alastor and Lucifer. Im not a fan of Radiostatic not cause I'm an Appleradio fan, but it's cause I really like Radiosilence. It's hilarious to me that Alastor harshly rejected Vox cause of a probable misunderstanding, but is there real proof that Vox is this pitiful person who never considered to use Alastor for his powers?

To me, Vincent will never be enough for Alastor. For serial killers, they're way too different.

I heavily thought of Alastor as Hugh. The lady sang in Spanish and was obviously a paragon of Temptation. So obviously Lucifer.

"Those devil lips that know so well the art of lying." HOW IS THAT NOT LUCIFER, GUYS

Read alot of Alastor Executor Theory fics. And I must say, it would be hilarious to make a misunderstanding so foul, it becomes true.

So Lucifer and Alastor strikes a deal, but no one can know about their deal. Alastor gets powers, Lucifer gets justice (or whatever the author wants).

Lucifer tells him to fetch and bite (a sinner), Alastor does so. They both see this as a fair exchange.

HOWEVER, PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO NOTICE. Anyone Lucifer dislikes or anyone who offends Lucifer or his daughter, dies or is tortured the next day. Their conclusion? Alastor is fking the King of Hell and he's doing this to show his love for him.

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