Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

i want all the people i love to be happy forever

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG