His quest was a wolf, and it starved.

serbia’s performance has everything. gregorian monks, marina abramović references, a cutting discussion of mental health in a post-capitalist society, a song in serbian and latin, a milf,

you know how gansey and adam are character foils of each other?? and how they both dated blue, and she chose one of them, and dumped the other? you know how they are white boys with brown hair and one comes from money and one doesn't? and how they each have a deep jealousy of the other's lifestyle? gansey likes simpler, broken things and adam works hard as fuck to make money & build prestige? how one of them became magic and the other one chased magic? how they're both possessed by magic(gansey is possessed by the chase of glendower, adam by cabeswater)? how gansey is the river and air, and adam is the dust and fire? and how they are broken in so many ways & you know it should blow up but it doesn't? and how they're still best friends? geez, all of this was so evil.

victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room

I love when posts depend on other posts for understanding. Supplemental reading required

I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs

ok i decided not to be so emotional and overreacting

failed 

my laser hair removal technician introduced herself to me today even though we’ve met a couple times and i introduced myself back instead of pointing it out. but then i butterflied my legs for her to zap and she went “oh my god, we have met before, i’m so sorry! i didn’t recognize you with your new haircut.” which. sorry. it’s nice of you to remember but. did you recognize me by pussy

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

if i was mitski i would tweet fuck off you entitled sticky ipad children and turn off my phone

screw it, I’m taking control of my life, i will get the things done because i am a capable hum— ooh is that blorbo?? from my shows???