She's over bored & self assured.

“ I know, right? I’m not even ashamed. God, I’d want to be part of that orgy. Bisexuality for the win. I really do though. Is it, like, weird I want to have sex with them but also look as good as them? Because damn. ”

“I don’t blame you, you shouldn’t be ashamed. I’m right with you on that, I’d join right in with no questions asked. I don’t think that’s weird at all actually, I understand it all but I’d probably just stick with the sex, you don’t have to change your face for that.

I’ve spent way longer than I’d like to admit watching a documentary on weird sea creatures. Like, who the fuck comes up with this? Fuckin’ Goblin Shark? But, y'know what my favorite is? Axolotls. Those little motherfuckers look like they’re straight outta Pokemon.

Goblin Shark? Is that actually a thing? How did you even begin watching all of that crap?

“ Don’t even pretend you wouldn’t have sex with Chris Evans if you got the chance. Did you even see that part where he’s coming out of the bathroom in Winter Soldier? Like, damn. Matter of fact, don’t lie and say you wouldn’t do Scarlett either. Both of them can get it. Anthony Mackie could get it too. Why does Marvel always cast hot as fuck people? ”

“Who’s pretending? Of course I’d have sex with Chris Evans, I’d be crazy if I wouldn’t. I’d happily do any of the Avengers. Marvel likes torturing us with their looks are we envy their powers.”

Like on Yahoo! Answers? Nah, only creepy dudes and 12 year olds use that.

You never know, you might actually get a response on a real page. I was really high once and decided to Google why snow was white and I actually got a scientific response. Science likes to explain everything now.

Does science know why ice cream is so good yet? I’d really like to know.

I’m sure you could Google it and get some sort of crazy answer.