Shmoop

i love reading horror movie plot synopses on wikipedia and going hehe that sounds scary. i wont watch it

potentially controversial opinion but i actually like it when writers/artists have a clear intention behind something and are willing to make that understood, instead of being like “oh it’s up for interpretation” for everything bc the author is dead or whatever. like yes it is up for interpretation but it’s not like the narrative is devoid of any sort of organising principle or authorial motivation. if “the author is dead” just amounts to evacuating the story of its narrative logic in practice then maybe we should resurrect the author

I would die if I were a football player and had to tie my boots while everybody else watched and waited

what if I dangled a string in front of your face

all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head

A name is a spell you cast on your child when they’re born

I cast “get bullied in middle school”

Power word: Melvin

😔 is a gateway drug into using emojis fulltime

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

What animal is Snorlax supposed to be?

Kind of a dilf tbh

Snorlax, the Gamer Pokemon!

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well