We need eachother (Platonically ofc)

we only have one more episode of this season :(( and i mean that sucks but im also gonna miss liveblogging with all of u guys

Saaame :(

Charlene, super over competitive mom who yells “bet you won’t hit her” when the other PTA moms fight. 

I’m Samantha; I host weekly get togethers for the moms and provide alcohol. I’m also the one who makes signs for her child’s soccer and basketball games

Nancy Jean, the lawyer mom that always tries to take control and talk everyone down but just gets fed off and binge eats off to the side until everyone stops dragging each other. Sometimes yanks earrings out and goes in for the brawl if the babies are referred to as anything other than extraordinary.

Alison, the overstressed helicopter mom who’s kids are never allowed to touch a germ

Stacy, not actually a mom but a proud aunt who comes to PTA meetings and takes home food so I don’t have to cook. Also the same aunt who gets loaded on vodka and ruins Christmas 

Phillis, the mom with the average son yet still is somehow convinced that he is better than everyone else’s kid. 

Carol, the mom who likes to throw her wealth in all the other moms faces by wearing couture everywhere and offering to pay for other people’s drinks in a condescending tone. Wears sunglasses indoors constantly and has a stellar death glare. The ultimate shady bitch of the PTA meetings who drags everyone else while offering no valid suggestions herself. 

This is an unsurprising name

THANKS BOO

Thanks love

Thanks bae <3