Oh No! Oh Dear!

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

Behold: My deeply explicitly erotic zine full of very, very mature material

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Official ominous sign(s)

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

Okay, fiiiiine. We can do Brutalist Neo-Gothic for the next dungeon theme – on one condition: for every giant inscrutable concrete human face you add, I get to add a giant inscrutable concrete human ass.

...Fine, but they better be actually inscrutable. I was able to scrute the human asses you put in our last dungeon with relative ease.

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"