Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

You're in her dms well i'm in my jammies. goodnight

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

i’m undiagnosing everyone’s everything. congratulations we are all free

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

hyperfixations are so embarrassing like nooo don’t look I have a crush. on this tv show

If a woman is evil it's okay, but if a man is evil, well I don't have time for that.

if i had a nickel for every nickel i have, i do

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

for about a month in the early 2010s people used to say things like climate change is real and gay people deserve rights. does anyone remember this

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

stuffed animals are literally alive and love you

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

man voice Wow ive never met a girl who listens to music before. hey are you gonna eat that mouse btw.