Apparently, Hellsing is my life now...

Happy halloween

do not judge a woman for a dick

Abusing height power

via @shoriani

made an acct just to post this. one of my favorite fics of all time has been presumably deleted and i was wondering if anyone had it downloaded/archived in some way and would be willing to share? it’s called “love on the battlefield” and it was a medieval/royalty au for alutegra with some background-ish seras x pip in which integra, a princess, was arranged to marry one of the princes of a neighboring kingdom in an attempt to broker peace. everyone also has wings, and heat cycles exist but it isn’t ABO. if anyone has it downloaded or knows anything about why it was deleted/if it might be back, i would appreciate the help :)

Go on man, ask her out! She seems very nice!

Her <3

Tumblr really loves alucard huh, well here’s a quick sketch of him in sweatpants😇

“Are you a virgin, my dear…? lmao jk I’m gonna hypnotize this poser rq hahahaha BADA BING—”

eat my wings to keep me tame