Damsel in Distraction

I don't wanna obtain, I wanna consume so I can fuel my creative fire until I burn off parts of myself, thank you

I’ve reached a new low, not saying which cause I think I can get lower

dr pepper is the soda. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster

i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age

do not let your loneliness convince you that indifference or someone who is constantly hot + cold is better than being alone. being misunderstood or unappreciated is a loneliness of its own

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

Pls give me their backstory and lore <3_<3

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

listen i am in the trenches rn i am not risking fucking up even more bc i skipped a tumblr chain post.

<3 Help me out here potato of luck <3

warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree