lynn

I don’t think dandelions are weeds. I think dandelions are free flowers that four year olds can pick for their mommies

it’s still hot out. time to romanticize the bleak mid-winter

not "I hate it here" as in "I want to leave" but "I hate it here" as in "this is a list of the 50 counties in the whole united states with the lowest life expectancy and Kentucky is 14 of them"

Next year, alongside dracula daily, they should make a House of Leaves daily where your good friend johnny Truant keeps you updated on this cool book he found in a dead guy's apartment

Reblogging again because I got an anon last week whining cause they did this to one of my unfinished series and the bot killed Y/N so now they want ME to give them a happy ending. Like. No. Suffer, bitch.

God I would actually fistfight somebody who used AI to finish one of my fics. This is beyond disrespectful, also probably violates your copyright, on top of being extremely unethical. I hope people like this [HAVE A NICE TIME]

you can say you want them to choke to death on their own blood or whatever here, it's fine

fun fact: girls can have computers

fun fact: girls can be computers

fun fact: girls can kiss computers

For the longest time I thought “Man orphan_account has some great fics” 💀

people r always saying “get therapy” 2 ppl who have actually had too much therapy and need to do two years of a brutal physical labor job instead Genuinely no more therapy-speak and obsessing over the supposed intricacies of your average mind for you get your ass on the Alaskan salmon fishing boat