dime a dozen creature of the undead

queen of getting thru it!!! even if I gotta cry along the way….bitch imma get through it!!!!

the “PINE-GUINE” fucking killed me asfgashasfg

As someone who spent five years attempting to teach adult French speakers how to speak English, I can confirm with tears of laughter in my eyes that this is 1000% accurate. Not a single sniff of exaggeration! 😂😂😂👌

The scream🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ocean*

My grandmother, who grew up in Puerto Rico, when seeing Lake Michigan for the first time with my grandfather exclaimed, “This is not a lake, it is a sea!”

lake superior (gichi-gami in ojibwe) has enough water in it cover both america’s in a foot of it. it contains 10% of the worlds fresh surface water! it’s 1333 ft deep!!! she’s Big

There’s a point on Lake Superior where you can’t see land–just water to the horizon on all sides of you.

Mood

me, rewatching my favourite media for the hundredth time: it’s about the comfort. it’s about the nostalgia. it’s about lacking the necessary emotional bandwidth to take in and process new things in this year of our lord 2021

mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens

#we built this city on smut and kink (via @entrenous88)