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my current obsession is momma lois i fear

‘she should be in the crib’ regressor version of ‘she should be at the club’

sometimes i like to put my smaller teddies face down against my chest or shoulder as if they are a little baby and pat them on the back. its really comforting!!!

Why don’t I have a baby mobile to get me to sleep?? It’s very unfair. :((

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together