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@helloiambeatlestrash
Back From Hell
After being inactive for seven months and not really posting a lot anyway, I’ve decided to make a new sideblog dedicated to Ross Geller. I’m gonna watch every episode of Friends, one episode per day, and then i’m gonna talk about how much of a dick Ross is.
https://rossgellarfanclub.tumblr.com/
I fucking hate him so much hhhhhh
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smash that rb if you know a boy that is just so fucking handsome
its raymond
Y’all r wildin OUT
HELLO?
ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird
BUT IS NOBODY GOING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REST??!?1?!
AND FINALLY THE GAY ICON EVERYONE NEEDED
K I N G F U C K I N G J U L I A N
and melman looks like this
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
DBDBDBSBSNSNXND IM GONNA CRY
My new favorite thing: Medieval Cat art
this is just a fucking person
mOM SAID IT’S MY TURN TO USE THE XBOX
lookit this dumb kangaroo lookin ass bitch
OH LAWD HE COMIN
this one’s just a photo of me
was this a normal situation????
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Oh yes i love the beetles
ringo starr is short for ringworm starfish
john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be
he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen
the bar is at the earth’s core
literally fuck you to hell tumblr
This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while
John Mulaney’s entire thing about his wife (and when she was his girlfriend) is about undoing the toxic horseshit that male comedians have done in talking shit about their wives for so fucking long. When he first mentions her, he says about his Jewish girlfriend “this is gonna get playfully antisemitic,” except it doesn’t [note: I am not Jewish, and I am aware that shades my perceptions]. He talks about how she’s forthright and helps him be better at standing up for himself because he’s really fucking bad at confrontation and she is very good at pointing out that he shouldn’t have to wait an hour for food at a restaurant or be stranded at an airport. The parts of her nature that would be derided for being “so Jewish” by other comedians are some of the reasons John loves her. She doesn’t take shit, and he realizes that he doesn’t have to.
When he mentions her in the latest special, he mentions the conversation quoted above before he dives in. HE IS AWARE HOW LOW THE BAR IS. And what are his stories? There’s no nagging wife. There’s no stories of her not getting how manly he is. The jokes are about what a fucking dork he is and how her responses are in line with WHAT A FUCKING DORK HE IS. He ADORES her because she doesn’t give a fuck, and he is aware he gives entirely too many fucks.
And when he finally DOES tell a story about her messing something up, it’s a hilarious misunderstanding about the Last Supper that John finds fucking hilarious because he was raised Catholic, so the Last Supper is a BIG DEAL, and she’s Jewish, so it wasn’t on her radar. The story is hilarious because it’s about a very cute and funny misunderstanding based on different backgrounds. It’s not about “finally” one-upping that bitch he married. It’s about being DELIGHTED to find out that bitch he likes so much has a fucking hilarious take on the Last Supper.
Bring me WAY MORE male comedians like John Mulaney, and this bitch will be happy.
Plus, if you compare his recent versus early shows, you can watch him come to awareness about the toxic masculinity inherent in old-school standup and grow as a comedian into someone much funnier at the same time. Kudos.
@rachajem
SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD
AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL
THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.
i thot the beatles died
...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
@rachajem which one are you?
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when you’re scrolling down your feed and you pass by one of your earlier posts
im kin w alton brown
Deactivate yourself
When you state your opinion
it’s 2 am and this image materialized in my brain and i couldn’t sleep until i made it
if you don’t think this is an improvement go fuck yourselves
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WHAT THE FUCK
@rachajem
he’s running away
@helloiambeatlestrash
Makin My Way Downtown Walkin fast Faces passed An I’m gonna beat me fockin wife
