my name is kat and i use all pronouns :D ! i am a multifandom multishipper that draws and writes every now and then. i tend to yap a lot and go through existential crises fairly often. you've been warned
i am a reblogger first and content creator second. i love stuff other people make and occasionally remember i make stuff of my own. i am also quite insanely offline so uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh
VERY busy july 2026 - october 2026, very unlikely to see me actually online and not just posting via scheduled. thank you for understanding !!
stuff i am into rn (in vague order):
south park
flavor foley
r1999
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#hellkat draws -> drawings (queue currently till: october)
#kat is yapping... -> i go batshit insane: the text post
#kat is typing... -> the occasional writing
#ConnectCommuneCollab -> idk why the tag isn't working (my guess it's a reblog thing) but i reblogged all of the ones that reblogged from mine on this blog too!! please check them out !! cool asf
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Having some thoughts abt a main 5 camping trip (totally cause I'm not camping with my friend group rn) and wanted to hear your possible ideas on the matter >:]
Ooooo fuck yeah letβs see how much of this I can crank out on break bc I absolutely have thots. (Orangejacking this ask btw bc we all know I default to the OrangeJuiceVerse hehe)
Camping for this gang is one of those things thatβs way more kickass in idea than in execution. Obviously Stan is the one whoβs allll over it, stoked for time in the outdoors, seein some nature, hiking, swimming in a lake, stargazing. Kyle is initially sold on the idea because Stan romanticizes the fuck out of it, and he wants so badly to have a good time but bro is NOT lmfao. Cartman bitches and moans through the duration, except for a brief moment of enjoyment for him when heβs throwing shit in the bonfire. Kenny, being the Chill Guy that he is, is an unbothered king. Marj is having a pretty good time too, drawing from her scouts days and also fucking shit up with Cartman.
No cell service. This is an issue for Kyle and Cartman in particular, Kyle because his emergency plans have emergency plans and he NEEDS to be able to reach the outside world in case Something Happens (he just like me fr ocd king) and Cartman because he cannot go a day without AO3 (he also just like me fr). Stan relishes the opportunity to disconnect and Marjorine is generally optimistic, Kenny grew up with his phone out of service from unpaid bills half the time anyway.
Kyle, oh, poor Kyle. He wants to think he isnβt as high maintenance as he is, but that is an Inside Boy. He misses air conditioning and video games and peeing in an actual bathroom. Heβs sweating sunscreen into his eyes and getting eaten up by mosquitoes and only has Cartman to commiserate about this with. Stan is obliviously being Brother Nature and heβs happily taking charge of setting up the tent and Kyle is so determined not to ruin this for him but heβs soooo miserable lmfao. Swimming is the high point for him and even then the murky lake makes him nervous. He eats too many sβmores and has to adjust his insulin and that pisses him off. Itβs too hot to cuddle in the tent. He tweaks his bad knee hiking and nearly throws hands with Cartman for accusing him of faking so he doesnβt have to help break camp. (A redeeming factor to that afternoon was the resulting Style Carryβ’οΈ (cβmon itβs me Iβm gonna sneak one in there)) Kyle never tells Stan how much he hated that trip lmfao heβs taking that to his GRAVE bc bro will not admit to himself that heβs that much of a Camping Hater.
Other than the mosquito factor, the time around the campfire, telling stories and shooting the shit is a good time. Everyoneβs ready for a shower and some space by the end of the trip though
Thanks for the ask and I hope you have a blast camping, stay safe ily <3
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If anyone said that they ship Staig, I will tell them straight to their faces that they not only enemies but they are cousins. Craig and Stan are more than just rivals. They are cousins, not lovers.
SOUTH PARK X HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON AU
This is south berk! a south park au set in a mix of the httyd first second and third movies! Now heres an extremely long winded explanation of the lore ive come up with so far :D
Dragons have been integrated into viking society to the same degree as work horses, and while the vikings care for them they arent protected or treated nearly as well. A big point in the AU's story that shows the difference is in Stans lore.
Stans dad Randy is chief of berk- he leads the growth of berks main agricultural source, their weed fields. Vikings on Berk arent allowed to travel beyond the outer isles for fear of raiders and foriegn dragons and disease. Berks main food source is fish, and the dragons on Berk are almost exclusively fed fish as to not deplete the islands limited vegitation and livestock.
HOWEVER On Stans tenth birthday he was gifted a Monsterous Nightmare- which he named Sparky- and had snuck out with that same night to go flying with Kyle who had already been given a dragon. (Kenny and Cartman had also been riding on the back of Kyles dragon)
The group flight didnt last long though as Stan out paced the others by leagues on his fully grown dragon. They raced high and low, getting closer and closer to the outer isle border when they had been overtaken by a flying horde of dragon, many of which Stan didnt recognize.
Stan fully lost control of Sparky and while trying to regain his attention they were suddenly taken from below by Shelly - Stans sister. Her own Monsterous nightmare began to wrestle with Sparky as Shelly commanded Stan come home.
Stan and Shelly argued as their dragons fight became vicious, and without warning Sparky bit out the throat of Shelly's dragon. In a panic Stan tried to pull Shelly onto Sparky, but Sparky lunged for her after letting her dragon fall. Shelly pushed away from Stan but too late, as she and Stans left leg were crushed in Sparky's mouth.
Stan fell as Sparky flew to rejoin the dragon horde, and awoke on his fathers ship. The grief of losing Shelly affected both of his parents and eventually Stans mom passed away, and Randy grew colder and over protective. Stan never learned to ride and isnt allowed into the dragon training or fighting classes. He mostly attends meetings and agricultural lessons.
Kyle on the other hand excelled with his dragon, a deadly nadder he named Wendy. Coming from a prestigious family he and Stan grew up extremely close.
He joined the scouting party that reports dragon sightings as well as hunts for game and scavenges for food. Kyle is also an extremely talented inventor and creates weapons- like his flame sword- and prostetics! He is particularly focused on Stans leg and creates a new joint for him to try every other week. He also takes Stan on scouting missions when they can slip away without Randy's notice.
He likes to decorate wendy with bells and ribbons cause shes his girl.
Cartman also joined the scouts, however it had nothing to do with an affinity towards his dragon. Cartman was told from a young age that a dragon ate his father before they had been tamed to work alongside vikings, and so has never had a gentle hand or understanding of them. Infact, Cartman grew to be big and concerningly strong, and was assigned to the scouts simply for his ability to throw a mean axe.
He had gone through many trails with dragons but wasnt able to tame or bond with one till he met a sweet Gronkle that was the only dragon able to tolerate him. He initially named it proffessor chaos however when he realized it would respond to any variation of the name- specifically professor gay-ass, by Kenny- he changed its name to Butters. Cartmans favorite food.
Butters is a weak flyer and shoots the smallest fire balls any one has ever seen a gronkle produce.
Kennyβs father and mother are fishermen, a job thats considered low work. Fishermen create their homes on the boats they sail out on, however children are not allowed out to sea. Because of this Kenny lives alone with Karen in a fishermans shack except for one week out of the year where his parents fully dock- during yule and the new year.
When Kenny was ten his older brother, Kevin, stole a ship and sailed off beyond the outer isles. Kevin and Shelly had been dating, and after her death Kenny assumed Kevin left to find and slay Sparky. He never came back, and his crime brought shame onto Kenny's family.
To make money Kenny mixes and sells medicine, as well as doing healing work on both dragons and people. To collect herbs and also to goof off he rides along with Kyle and Cartman while Karen is in school.
Karen is sweet and gets along with dragons easily- however she has the unfortunate tendency to take in injured strays. Her favorites being terrible terrors. Jimmy rides on her back as his hind legs are crippled. Tolkien is a particularly pretty dragon who never learned to fly. And Clyde is dumb.
Lastly the story picks up when the New Kid arrives. New kid is from a wandering group of religious dragon trappers. This group worships a Queen dragon they ride on the back of. This queen allows them to build homes on her back functioning as a roaming island as long as they keep her fed.
The cult makes sacrifices to her, mostly dragons they catch, and occassionally their own followers.
The trappers also eat dragons they catch, as well as fish, and no part of the dragon goes to waste. The cult wears dragon skins, giving them an effective armor- and use different gases and venoms from different species.
The New Kid joined this cult along with his parents as a child. He rarely participated and kept his head down reading books on dragons he had traded for and filling in his own dragon journal. Till it was his parents turn for sacrifice.
In exchange for his parents lives the New Kid offered to catch worthy dragons to take their place and sailed on his own.
He had followed the sound of thunder hoping to come upon a large dragon when he was caught in a storm and nearly drowned. That was until he was plucked from the sea by a Night fury. The New Kid assumed the Night fury had mistaken him for a dragon based on the skins he was wearing and carried him to a cave it shared with a Light Fury.
The Light Fury was obviously sick and anxious and seeing that the Night Fury wouldnt leave him, the New Kid captured them both injuring the Night Fury's tail in the process making sure he couldnt fly away.
When he returned to the cult the New Kid offered the exchange, but to his horror his parents refused and were willingly eaten by the queen.
The cult leader accepted the dragons and promised to use them for a greater purpose, and had assigned the New Kid to sail out the next morning to continue hunting for Furies.
In the night, the New Kid stowed away with the Light Fury's help- which he named Tweek- half carrying the Night Fury and the new kid directing his remaining tail wing.
They crash landed on Berk, and were spotted by Kyle, Cartman, Stan and Kenny. Tweek bonded with the New Kid and is the only human he allows near him. However the other dragon, which Karen names Craig, barely tolerates him.
The New Kid is hiding where he came from along with the fact he is the one who messed up Craigs tail. Hes working alongside Kenny to heal Tweek and build a new tail for Craig with Kyle.
He stays near the dragons and feeds them, at the same time of filling out his own journal of dragon knowledge hes been collecting.
The only person Craig seems to not hate is Stan, and the two are slowly getting along, though Stan is wary of dragons and Craig is wary of humans.
all of this while hiding the new kid and the furies existence from the chief and village! what could possibly go wrong.
If you read to the end of this i love and appreciate you!! Feel free to ask questions or request anything from this AU! id love to draw responses and fill out the world and story :D
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