This is my fairy tale

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

love that both The Phantom of the Opera and The Hunchback of Notre Dame took these beautiful pieces of architecture and said "what if a weird guy lived in there"

they should cast jared padalecki and jensen ackles in wuthering heights instead

“people won’t be friends with you if you’re mean to them” is something you have GOT to learn in adulthood if you never learned it as a shut-in internet-socialized youth. you can’t just go up and say to ppl to shut the fuck up and kill themselves all the time and then expect people to genuinely care for you.

you start to listen to mcr and suddenly those campy skeleton fingerless gloves start speaking to you like the green goblin mask

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

every week there's some bullshit I spend 26 € on.. when will it end

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

well, what i was getting at was really more like you should get out of the house more, socialize, meet people, these are all proven ways to deal with depression, try to distract yourself with fun activities, i get this is what you work as but there is a difference between performing and watching someone else perform, my point is, surely there are other clowns in town mr pagliacci

"why do you say frerard is straight but never that rayrard is straight" Well that's easy it's because rayrard is lesbian. Try to keep up will you