Angel Eyes

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

MY PIECES FOR @sbks2apprzine !!!!!!!

Many had attempted to kidnap Tim, but all had failed. The Drakes had originally hired him because Danny had a perfect record as a bodyguard for hire, and he had not once let Tim get taken. The only real issue he has is when Tim manages to sneak away. At first the boy was bad at it, but the longer he spent with Danny, the better he got.

Tim eventually succeeds in getting out into Gotham to watch Batman and Robin again, but this time he's much better at being undetected. This leads to Danny running through the streets of Gotham, searching for his ward. It becomes a commonplace event to see Nanny Danny running around and accidentally encountering trouble while searching for Tim. He always wins because he's just as trained as Batman, but it still surprises everyone who witnesses it.

Jazz: Wow, haven't heard that sentence since we all moved out from home.

Dan: It has been missed

Dani: What's going on Danny?

Danny: First of all I want to thank you for coming to the meeting, as per the charder of our organization, I have provided substance in the form of pizza and soda.

Dan already eating: Much obliged.

Danny: Second of all, I done goofed.

Jazz: How big of a goof?

Danny: So big they could make a triple movie comfy series out of it.

Dani horrified whisper: That's a big goof.

Jazz: Explain what happened.

Danny: Okay, so remember how Mom and Dad sent out that email about clearing some storage space, and we had to call dibs on their inventions before the others did?

Dan: Yeah, I got the Fenton Specto-Messager and the Fenton-auto Coffe maker.

Dani: You only got it because you were awake at 1 am like the unemployed bum you are.

Dan: I'm self-employed!

Danny: Anyway, I got the Fenton Ghost Catcher. I wanted to use it to split myself and catch up on work. I figured now that I'm older, I would have a better understanding of my psych so the spilt would be more balanced. I was right! The only problem was I was too right.

Jazz: What does that mean?

Danny: The split made two perfect copies of me, Phantom and Fenton, without one having different personalities. They went about thier own lives for a week and then when we reunite our memories mixed. It turns out I may have done a lot during that week.

Dan: What you do? A crime?

Danny: Fenton got married to a hero. Phantom got married to some random civilian.

Dan: Oh, shoot. You should have committed a crime instead. Please don't tell me Phantom did a Soul Marriage.

Danny sadly: He did.

Jazz: Whats a Soul Marriage?

Dani: You know the phrase "until death do us part"? That is voided in a Soul Marriage- life or death can't come between them. They become soulmates and meet in every life, no matter how many reincarnations there are. Also, they can have offspring regardless of thier gender and species.

Jazz: Whoa. So who are the lucky men?

Danny: Red Robin and Tim Drake.

Dani: Daaaaaannnmmm. I didn't know you had game.

Danny: I didn't either but apparently I do. To much of it! What am I going to do!?

Meanwhile in the Batcave:

Dick: What do you mean you married two different men!?

Tim: It doesn't count, because I married them a Civilian and Cape

Steph:

>look inside

ID: Digital drawing of a cyborg bird man with metal arms and a flat metal face that's mostly obscured by his orange feathery hair. He's facing mostly away from the viewer, but turned back with an expression of surprise, looking over his shoulder.