hellaverse confessions - tumblr edition

intro thing kinda

"I'm turned away from interacting with the Charlastor and RadioDust ships because I've heard stories about their shippers being nasty towards Chaggi and HuskerDust. I don't have anything to say about the ships themselves, but I feel inclined to not touch them because their respective fanbases seem to be the more toxic of the Hazbin fandom."

"im soso afraid that hazbin will turn into helluva I mean this in the sense that like helluva used to be really interesting with a solid plot surrounding IMP… but now its like a confusing shipping nightmare with dialogue and comedy that had little to no thought behind it besides “haha sex joke!” its just 🤦‍♀️ like plsplspls dont lose the plot hazbin…"

"RadioApple is the most confusing ship in the fandom for me, because 1. What do you mean by "ship" in this specific context between Alastor and Lucifer, and 2. Where is Lilith, Lucifer's wife, placed in the midst of all this?"

"I am so interested in the fandom turnaround regarding shipping partners for Loona; first, she was shipped with Vortex, even though he already has a girlfriend. Now, Loona is more commonly shipped with said girlfriend, Beelzebub. That turnaround needs to be studied, I don't know why people aren't talking about this more."

"i do not like amir talai’s interpretation of alastor. i love me a sassy man but it really tones down alastor’s threatening undertone. and even when he does have a threatening moment, it comes off as kinda flat and it doesnt really have that much of an effect since 90% of the time hes just kinda dicking around. it feels less like “southern charm” and more like modern online-slang sass"

"I don't get the Stolas hate. I think he's a good character, one who's sympathetic but flawed, why does he inspire so much vitriol in certain viewers?"

" 'sir pentiouss human design was not THAT hot…' "

"Okay in all honesty, simping over Adam is my guilty pleasure. I know it's niche and not that big but like in reality I hate people that look down on others and think they're rhe shit but like... imagine Adam calling you a bitch while you two are going at it. I'm sorry, I think imma become jello in his hands- Plus I love myself some chubby and bigger guys but hey that's just me."

"sir pentiouss human design was not THAT hot…"

"it irks me when people are like "I HATE HAZBIN HOTEL" but then be like "anyway here's my redesign au "loosely" based off the characters!" BUT THE "AU" HAS LITERALLY JUST LIKE A RECOLOR WITH SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT NAMES LIEK?? I THINK YOU LIKE THE SHOW MY FRIEND... this is very niche so, to clarify, redesigns are very cool and good it just makes me mad when they barely change anything and try to claim it as their own original design liek?? baby u put a mustache on alastor.. this isn't an au my friend this is the actual show"

"staticbelle and charlastor is so good idc what anyone has to say ab it"

we’re back.

HI GUYSSS SO UH

''i will get crucified if i say this but… i dont really like lute im sorry ik shes hot or wtvr but shes such a bitch and idk i dont find it appealing

''I want both Adam and Abel but I feel weird shipping the same self insert character with both of them, but I don’t wanna make another character because I’m already super attached to the one I have''

''i love femboy vox get him a slutty cat costume''