bulletproof

29 days into 2019 and I’ve heard one of these lines!!! 🙈😁🥳🤩🎉🎊

how is supernatural still on like how many seasons of farm boy ghostbusters does the world have to endure

on all levels except physical, i am a little heart shaped candy that says “i’m all yours!” 

fma is an amazing show everyone should check out but it’s also a bad introduction to anime because it makes you have high standards 

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

me, continuing to look at a screen despite having a headache: OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain… OUCH my brain…

there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao

damn, I sure have expensive taste for someone with only $4

me, opening a fake dating fic, having read hundreds before and knowing exactly how it will play out: i hope they fall in love

i think we, as a species, should go back to saying ‘alas’

it’s like “yikes” but with…culture 

avatar was like the highest grossing movie of all time and yet its only impact on culture was to confuse people talking about the last airbender