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white women literally dont make sense
Okay usually I just brush these things off because itâs not worth my time. So please tell me the meaning behind this.
i mean for starters u jus said its not worth ur time but u tryna initiate a discussion so does that makes sense to u? bc to me it dont
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You are not screaming into the void in vain. The void is just practicing active listening and wants you to let it all out without feeling like it is judging or trying to speak over you
thank you void
flawsinthevoodoo: #the void is there for you #it wants you to know that it and the abyss have been talking #and they both think youâre pretty great #i mean why do you think the abyss looks back into you? #itâs because you look fine as hell
gentrification
john mulaneyâs dad looks about like how i imagined
âyou have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclairâÂ
âGod canât hear you.â
âOne black coffeeâ
I donât know about yall, but I know too much about this manâs life for this to the the first time Iâve ever seen a picture of him
This is literally the most heart warming story I have read on Twitter so far. I think this is exactly what friends should do, and I feel everyone deserves people like this.
A barn rasing:Â a collective action of a community, in which a barn for one of the members is built or rebuilt collectively by members of the community.
because you cannot, you CANNOT, build a barn on your own, and without it, you will not be able to survive.Â
What a fuckinâ gem of a sentence. âWhat we did today was a barn rasinâÂ
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Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay
This is the quality content I live for
This short moment is more entertaining than the entire game of baseball
my last two brain cells
This legit looks like a porn
I scrolled through this whole post waiting for them to take their dicks out
Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldnât let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights
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Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.
Me: [googles âwhere do i get a passportâ] Me: [goes to that building] Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport? Them: Third floor, room twelve. Me: [goes to that room] Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport? Them: That desk over there. Me: [goes to that desk] Me: Where do I get a passport? Them: Fill out this form. Me: [thinking] Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, thereâs a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue himâŚ
being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines
I donât know why, but I think some Americans donât realise how big the UK isâŚ.
American Customer: youâre English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?
Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wankerâŚ
the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan
thatâs your answer
For reference:
Thatâs JUST Texas.
When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???
whereâs that post where the british person was like âoh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/â and a person asked âoh no how far away is he?â and the british person said â75 minutesâ
op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op thatâs a reasonable question do you understand geography
leave europe alone you fucking colonizers
It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.
âLeave Europe alone you fucking colonizersâ Should we tell them?
Harry Whittington apologizes for being shot by Dick Cheney, February 2006
the girl who sits next 2 me in English keeps inviting me over to study but we just end up watching movies and she wrote "love u" on my annotation of a poem and she wants to take me to a vegan cafe. how do I ask her if she's gay
anon im going to kill you
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the BEST part of mamma mia (2008) one of the greatest movies ever made:
the (purposeful?) lack of effort put into the flashbacks, just straight up putting a wig on 47 year old colin firth, 55 year old pierce brosnan, and 56 year old stellan skarsgard and saying theyâre all like 20 (TWENTY) is a level of iconic very few movies possessÂ
jonathan van ness is braver than the us marines
