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*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

sumtimes i just fill a pint glass with cold milk and drink it with a teaspoon

Why?

u appreciate every last spoon full of milk, not too much and not too little. you don’t feel that kind of appreciation if you just drink it Normally .

The cow that was dragged away from its mom sure didn’t apriciate it!!!

that’s stupid , cows can’t even use spoons

I wish that days would be better

sorry to hear that ..

Someone ahead of me on the escalator farted and I had no choice but to let my body be dragged through the entirety of the fart. fuck this

you: bobby pins me, an intellectual: Robert Clasps

i’m jimmy

dark pornhub show me a loving and caring relationship

Sunday morning church is the largest book club in the world.

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon