green eggs and ham

what’s more embarrassing is that i’m paying for the nastiest raw erotica with these two men and yet i am still invested in the plot here like what will i do if finn and dane don’t end up together bro

we've reached levels of fan service i never thought possible because what do you mean the guys from heated rivalry are narrating romantasy fairy smut together and it's actually insanely good

“i was born in the wrong era” i wasn’t. i live in the same era as Hudson Williams whimpering. in multiple projects. on multiple platforms. i wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else baby.

We have so much puritanical shit trying to take over our culture and here come Hudcon moaning and groaning into the microphone. Goated behavior

We have so much puritanical shit trying to take over our culture and here come Hudcon moaning and groaning into the microphone. Goated behavior

He’s doing this for the freaks and thank God for that

no the quinn series is fine it’s good it’s just that i’ve never seen an actor witness what fans were doing to his cervix on ao3 and come back with the constructive criticism that they weren’t making him sob for it enough. i mean i guess it was nice of hudson to provide an extensive reference guide for what his character sounds like whining and whimpering but i wasn’t really expecting him to have improvement notes on how to properly knock shane hollander up is all

That’s not a cursed image