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I won but at what cost... 💔🥀

Somebody blow him

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Kars

Washes his bum bum every single day

Clean and yummy

Ass round and pale as a moon

If you sniff hard enough you can smell lavender body cream

He is a clean man

No caca left 😋

Esidisi

Despite his stinky appearance his asscheeks have seen soap

However his asscrack is kinda red and itchy because of his thong loincloth💀

When he was younger he had pimples on his asscheeks and he had to use some mud creams or other anciet diapers

Wamuu

With washing his ass it's like 50/50 chance

Sometimes he can wake up and chose violence and not wash his shit disposer

Ew

But if he put his whole wamussy into training and it's sweaty he might even wash it

Santana

Bro 💀

This man's asscheeks smell like rotten flesh

Not only because of his a b s o r b i n g powers but also he doesn't wipe his ass

Like he nasty af

Just wait until I make hcs about pillar fellows washing their asses

Kars

prolly the best feet

clean and smooth

uses creams and A LOT of soap

suckable and lickable 😎

"Kars, I want to try something different tonight"

"Mhm~ go on, love"

"Can I suck on your toes-"

Esidisi

cheeto toes 💀

his feet are not that smelly but his toenails be dirty af

when he walks, crumbs fall from them

its because of his quirky blood boiling powers

man like clean them or smth they be lookin like cheetos and wet cheese

"Wanna have some fun, y/n?~"

"Sure but if your nasty ass jurassic jumpers scratch me I swear to god-"

Wamuu

v e i n y and sometimes sweaty

long toes

these ain't dogs these are wolves-

when he walks his toes slap against the floor fr

"You be lookin like Goofy ngl"

"W-what do you m-mean, y-y/n...?"

Santana

the dirtiest floor grippers I've ever seen

my man doesn't wash them cuz he thinks the shower water washes them 💀

grabs things with them

will try to intertwine his toes with yours while sleeping

"Santana, can you pass me the salt, please?"

*grabs the salt with his nasty ass dogs*

It just fits him.