YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW NOW, BABY!

you probably could find my blogger's secret if youapplied basic investibgative techniques

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

god every time I think I’ve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

#they named them like cats in a shelter

A strategically placed typo can add a personal tougch to your posts

hop drink…………

You can only click this in moderation.

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

You’re going to turn into something

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*