YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW NOW, BABY!

reverse age regression. just gets older

bigspace

about to set myself on fire while i eat a chicken parm

pelase stop setting yourself on fire 

i should kill you for saying this tbh

Damn I heard there's an American recall on pussy too

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor