YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW NOW, BABY!

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

I will buttmog your wife, I will buttmog your son, I will buttmog your zoomer daughter

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

^my old mutual that got chased of the website for racefaking and making up fake family members that died in the holocaust as well as 1000000 other things like lying about being in special ed as a kid and lying about being in an arranged marriage and lying about getting hunted by the italian mafia

^ me being the one they lied about being hunted the mafia to & me being one of several Jews whose familial trauma from pogroms and genocides they contentmined for their backstory & me having the receipts of cashapping them $40 in 2017 so they could escape the “arranged marriage”

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er