YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW NOW, BABY!

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

9 years ago was 2022, wake up

Injuring urself jacking off iskind of a classic ancient human pastime

Didn't mean to free this one from my drafts .

what doesn't kill you gives you an extensive vocabulary and niche knowledge set that nevertheless fails to accurately account for what happened

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

a healthy diet and an active lifestyle are NOT an adequate substitute for just swallowing a fistful of vitamin pills every morning