YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW NOW, BABY!

superheroes try too hard to be cool these days when nobody can ever beat "his name is spider man and he dresses like a spider because he has the powers of a spider"

mob psycho took place in 2012. shou should’ve been making YTP videos and sparta remixes but NOOO his dad just had to be a terrorist

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

10 costco secrets even your uncle with a cybernetic arm doesn't know

like yea you shouldn't expect anything out of being a nice person, you should be nice because its a good thing to do, but i can't emphasis enough just how many perks you get by not being an asshole.