None of it matters because TV shows are objectively bad

always remember that dirk from jake's perspective as The Would-Be Action Hero is the cool-yet-tragic heroine who kicks ass harder than him

DIRK IS TO JAKE AS RAMONA FLOWERS IS TO SCOTT PILGRIM

Brain Ghost Jake is just entirely a manifestation of Dirk's worst anxieties and fears about how other people see him with a goofy accent slapped on, and Brain Ghost Jake can't actually front because they'll die of embarr***ment before doing the accent out loud

Brain Ghost Jake is just entirely a manifestation of Dirk's worst anxieties and fears about how other people see him with a goofy accent slapped on, and Brain Ghost Jake can't actually front because they'll die of embarr***ment before doing the accent out loud

homestuck fan that acts like a weeaboo for the american suburbs