From an aspiring engineer

DM: “You know what? Sure.”

Rolls a Nat20

All of us non Americans waiting for the results of the american presidential election knowing full well we all die if they elect the orange clown 

Bard: So since I don’t have very many hit points left, I’m going to try to seduce the Cambion. 

*they roll a 14* 

DM: He is slightly seduced, and winks at you. 

Other players are now wanting to hop onto the bandwagon and attempt to seduce him also, but end up rolling 7 and 5, thus not being able to seduce him. It is now the bards turn again.

Bard: Ok, so I’m going to try again with seduction. 

*bard rolls a 18*

DM: Ok, he is so seduced his reaction is to lift his wings an make a movement to you.

During Cambion’s turn: He lovingly sweeps you off your feet and flies off to the nearest inn.

I don’t care if i lose an arm or a leg, as long as i am still breathing i will keep fighting…

PREVIEW from new Gintama photoshoot

Hijikata Toushirou by GraysonFin

jakface:

it’s mchanzo

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