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mac n cheese. quesadilla. and grilled cheese. the commonality between them? theyre needed inside my tummy …

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

I may be an idiot. I may be a fucking fool. But I’m not stupid

But I’m not an idiot

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

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If the teletubbies were real, they would know the full strength I posses.

A nice belly rub

i’m gonna start flipping that “yeah sex is good but have you tried [thing that isn’t sex]” joke around i think it’ll be very funny

yeah super mario odyssey is good but have you tried sex

Super Mario odyssey is sex

Death is stupid I’m staying live’ fuck it 

Don’t stay too long though, you might run out of money, go in debt to cure your illnesses due to old age and pass your debt over to your loved ones. (No seriously, this is my fears about staying alive too long…)

im staying alive even if it inconveniences EVERYONE

not if i can help it

Sasuke doesn’t say racial slurs

film backwards is milf. certainly on purpose

mlif

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

Wait there’s not supposed to be a preview

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

dictionary of every word uttered by a mcelroy brother

hi

iphone users will screenshot photos they already saved to send to you

i remember seeing a post like “why the fuck do tumblr kids like RATS so much” damn fuck what did rats do to you

apologies i forgot that peasants from the mid 1300s occasionally use this site im sorry for the bubonic plague

really struck a chord with the bubonic plague fandom with this one

Play an f chord on your lutes to pay respects

it would absolutely fuck for me to have a hotdog god i want a hotdog so bad dude

Sauerkraut