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Troubled grown men doing wife shit in my mind palace

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

just the other day I was like I want some dick from a fat man

and then what happened?

I suffered in silence

my bitch doesn't say much shes curt like cobain

that's some nice poison you got there, is it cherry flavored? (slams it back, wipes mouth) nope just poison flavored. disappointing. (collapses)

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.