oof !!!!!!!!!!

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

ladies are u all ok

no

trying to convince my roommate not to eat tinfoil

I’m fucking cackling

A rat could kill you with it’s powerful magics but they won’t

the black plague

Not their fault

Okay, but really. This phenomenon is known as “cross waves” or “cross sea” and is the result of different wave systems interacting. The currents underneath these waves are arguably stronger than a riptide, and swimming parallel to the shore is unlikely to free you from its pull. Cross waves are also bad for boaters and have been blamed for many a wreck over time. They’re fun to look at, but stay safe people.

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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girls don’t like boys girls like the starship enterprise

I guess boys can come clean then. They like the Starship Enterprise as well. Let’s stop pursuing each other, and instead pursue peace and acceptance of all sentient life so that we can boldly go where no one has gone before.

What if we don’t like starship enterprise? What if we don’t like space? Space is scary. Life is scary. Life in space is terrifying. I will boldly go hide in a cave with my tin hat thank you.

c'mon bones it’ll be fun

c'mon bones it’ll be fun

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that