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Calls his bride the wrong name at the altar. 

Tells Rachel he got the divorce even though he did not

can’t handle Rachel having a working relationship with a Good Looking Man that he literally sends a miriachi band to her work to let everyone know she is Taken. 

sleeps with a woman only several hours after going on a break he didn’t want from Rachel and can’t own up to the hypocrisy or that what he did (if maybe not technically cheating) is Gross

When he has a chance to get back with Rachel he immediately breaks up with his girlfriend while they are on vacation at a beach house

lies to Rachel who has poured her soul out into a letter in order to make sure they start their relationship correctly.

Is STILL jealous over the same guy YEARS later in the same way

Fires his Nanny because he can’t handle that it’s a man (masculinity so fragile)

There are obviously Way More

Things Joey has done:

Gets a friendship bracelet for Chandler

when Phoebe breaks up with him as Ursula and they kiss he immediately knows it’s her and it’s clearly an amazing experience but it doesn’t lead to anything because they just love each other 

Goes on a date with his pregnant roommate because she’s feeling bad about missing being taken out. 

Loves having Rachel and Emma living with him even though having a screaming child would inhibit a lifestyle he grew out of 

Marries two of his friends 

Actually develops as a character

That one he eats his date’s dessert and says ‘i’m not even sorry

The time he can’t give up a stuffed animal to a baby

He keeps a fork on him at all times in case of Emergencies

Phoebe tells him he can’t remember his past lives because ‘he’s brand new’ 

Joey is a wonderful and pure treasure

Like fuck.

Pull my hair Leave my body covered in hickeys and scratches Pin me down and fight to get on top Bite me Bruise me Tease me.

Give me something to remember.

Wanna kiss me? Do it Push me against a wall and just do it