Careful, They say I'm Heartless.

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

Fucking stupid ass brain

Chaotic good white trash

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

im sorry to everyone who has ever tried to talk to me and then realized my communication skills are equivalent to a stale piece of bread

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

A treadmill with obstacles on it

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

HNGSBHSSJKFFFG

is there a scholarship for trying