boys, boys, and more boys

Queen

God forbid women do anything

black with high white spotting, black with moderate white spotting

can I come over to your house and pet your cats and not say anything

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

I know that if It Follows had happened to gay people we would be putting a walking man emoji in our Grindr names to announce it like 🚶and the other gays would be messaging us like "girl you got It Following you? let me take it off your hands ive got you" and passing it around and shit all day and thered be some kind of leader board for the sluts who got It Followed the most times and everything would be basically fine

greater midwestern polycule using a chore wheel to figure out who's turn it is to be It Followed this week

holding you between my big metallic mandibles

happy wag it faggot friday again bitches 🦊