I was born at a very young age

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

🎶 all i wanna do is [dentist noises] and take your money

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Being a fan of a morally grey character is frustrating because people will try to reduce them to either being an innocent little angel or a completely heartless monster and both of these interpretations just take away what makes the character interesting

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

i love assigning characters ego gear. everyone should do this with everything they love

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

Woah that's crazy I actually know everything though

smoothie design has its own rules that have nothing to do with standard cooking. do apple, lime, kiwi and grape taste good together? does spinach belong here? doesn't matter. they're Green.

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations