#vignette

DOGGIE DADDY, beaming with much pride: You know, Son of Sons, nothing could be more worthwhile on a warm summer's day like this than delicatessen for lunch ... as in a rather generous sandwich of shaved roast beef and shaved ham, rather generous and all-- AUGIE DOGGIE, in excitable mode: And rather filling, besides! On multi-grain bread as well, rather hearty and satisfying! DOGGIE DADDY: As well as some process white Cheddar cheese ... plus a side of multi-grain chips and a glass of refreshing iced tea or two! AUGUE DOGGIE: What could be more worthwhile, Acme and Exemplar of Fatherhood, than to know how best to satisfy your darling son! DOGGIE DADDY: Heh heh heh ... that's my son who said as much!

DOTTIE, in her attic laboratory, reviewing a strand of human hair in a microscope: One thing I couldn't help but be amazed at with this piece of hair you sent over for analysis-- LARRY, taking note of Dottie's remarks: So what exactly is it, Dottie? DOTTIE: It may surprise you to know, Larry, that the slick look of the hair, which was of a moderate brown colour--by all appearances, natural--came about by way of a mineral oil-based hair tonic, the kind as brings about a "gigolo" sort of look. But let's not get too overworked on sterotypes. PEPPER: I can understand the point, Dottie. Did the mineral oil hair tonic have any sort of obvious odor? DOTTIE: No, not really. Its greasiness is more or less the real giveaway in a crowd. PEPPER: Dottie, point taken. But then again, aren't there less-obvious-looking brands of hair tonic out there? DOTTIE: Pepper, have you considered where our suspect chosoe the mineral oil hair tonic just because it may have been the cheapet available? LARRY: I never gave it much thought, come to think of it ...

A vignette I made about feelings of isolation or being an outsider and that feeling when you find a someone like yourself

MAW RUGG "herself," taking stock of my naked body: Ahh, what an interestin' lookin' body that is ... and I can't help but notice how substantial your penis is in my presence! MOI: Thanks for the hospitality, indeed! MAW RUGG: After all, I couldn't have been happier since forsaking Paw Rugg some while ago; he was just getting rather lazy and no account! But still, since they're expecting a nice cool breeze this evening, I thought I'd keep a window open for the sake of some comfort during our little hootenanny tonight! No wonder we bears can't resist offering such hospitality as we do ... now how about we get into my bed and getting this thing started! [At any rate, Maw Rigg lay in the bed upon her back, and I atop her, followed by some rather fascinating findling of her breasts and belly which she found delightful. And as I presented my penis inside her vagina--] MOI, whispering to Maw: OK, we've taken off our clothes ... I'm laying on top of you ... how long till it starts feeling-- [Whereupon ejaculatory issue begins releasing itself into Maw Rugg's vagina most warm and delightful, much to her ursine delight as evident in moans of approval and satisfaction. Before long, the penis softens and slips out of Maw, with quite the leak of ejaculate flowing from her vagina, creating a puddle of ejaculate on the bedshee ...] MAW RUGG, whispering in my ear: Awww ... wasn't there a more satisfying experience you gave me than just now? It's just the sort of hospitality we hillbillies are rather fond of sharing! What could have been more satisfying? MOI, delighted: I couldn't help but have felt more satisfied when I made love like I did just now! And nothing could have felt more delightful! MAW RUGG: How about joining me in some rest with me? [You can guess the rest]

Unga-unga bunga!!! So refreshing ... so relaxing ... what better could be asked for? What could be more exciting than make love underwater with Taffy, so naked and so free ... aaaahhhh ... Cavey release love offering into lake big time, feels so wonderful ... what more Cavey ask?